the great lost library of neoboard
the great lost library of neoboard
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21329716
conarcoin posts:neopets forum posts i reference all the time [several screenshots follow]
[first screenshot] Is arguing some kind of coping mechanism for you??
[second screenshot] just thought i'd add that i've reported everyone in this thread including myself
[third screenshot] wow this place is a freakshow. i dont respect literally any of you people
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conarcoin replies:here are some more really good neoboards screenshots[several screenshots follow]
[first screenshot] a large colorful message, presumably a forum signature, reading:i am report EVERYBODY[several pixel art neopet emoticons]~ so you best behavior ~
[second screenshot] a post on the "Newbies" page of neoboard titled "why's everyone so angry tonight"the author posts:"let's do some breathing exercises everybody" in large black textanother user replies:"reported"
[third screenshot] a post on the "Fan Clubs" page of neoboard titled "dogs or cats"the author posts:i love dogs im a dong person [smiley face]i love unies they are the best neopets in the world
the author replies to themselves:dog person [smiley face]i love unies they are the best neopets in the world
[fourth screenshot, every word has their initial capitalized] I Do Not Know How Many Times I need To Repeat MySelf:I Type Like This Because Every Word Is Important. Even, SomeTimes, Words WithIn Words Are ImportAnt.[the user's forum signature] I've Seen Miracles In Every WayAnd I See Miracles Everyday [the words: "Myself", "Sometimes", and "Within" are capitalized as "My Self", "Some Times", and "With In". The last "Important" is capitalized as "Import Ant"
[fifth screenshot]furretsshouldbesmall posted:[a quote from another user] yeah there were shut upfurretsshouldbesmall writes: go weave a basket
[sixth screenshot] a post on the "Help" page of neoboard titled "Girls Come Here"the author posts: I can treat you right i have 700 neo points.
[seventh screenshot]mycritterdom2 posted: "i don't need breakfast. my body is made of titanium steel and runs on pure rage alone." in large red text
[eighth screenshot]a user posts: watch this guysthe same user replies: dick butt
[ninth screenshot] a post on the "Newbies" page of neoboard titled "ppl who r religious/spiritual"the author, nanacatl, posts: oi cunt what guides ur faith [emoticons of a green ball with a red cape and a sun]
[tenth screenshot] a post on the "Newbies" page of neoboard titled "i hate radiohead"the author, thomnewyorke, posts: i dont like this band. i dont like the short one or the bald one. i dont like the creepyblenke replies: if you listen to the radio your a radio head [smiley face] thomnewyorke replies: that is not true. do not lie to me on these neopets. you are a liar.
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hellyesbro replies:how could you forget[a screenshot of the top half of a bright green creature's face][in large black text] Priority Announcement[in smaller red text, all caps] GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT