Step-By-Step Guide to Buy a Senator

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.whynotdrs.org/post/399058

1. Donate the maximum amount legally allowed (as an individual).
2. Tell the Member that you would like to become a bundler.

(A bundler is a person or small group of people who pool or aggregate contributions "from the community" and then deliver them in one lump sum to a political campaign).

3. Once you have raised a sizeable amount, deliver the money to the Senator so they can use it wisely. In turn, ~_{*trade stock options based on insider information to the tune of millions*}~, be super glad that you helped the democratic process!

1% vs the 99%