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  • Tushy

  • Nail gun lobotomy? Or maybe that was my band name in the 00's. I don't remember for some reason.

  • If you fry it do you falafel?

  • Raw irritated penis

  • I can tell when the batteries on my cordless mouse have died. There's a strange feeling of resistance when the mouse is active, but when it's dead, nothing.

  • I've been saying this for months. How long until 47 "has a stroke."

  • Gimme a stoner any day. Better than trying to talk a roided up jock half way through a bottle of tequila out of punching his nana. I don't consume myself because weed just puts me to sleep. I guess I'm mellow enough.

  • Remember when Idiocracy was a farce instead of a documentary?

  • I have revived multiple computers and my mom's windshield wipers with concussive application of a rubber chicken.

  • Diesel too?

  • My cat is obsessed with my socks. If a load of clean laundry has been left too long before it gets folded and put away, my socks will be scattered throughout the house.

  • Did both parties involved in the transaction get fired?

  • As are pretzel buns.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Last week I thought I was a sea snake.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What do we get in return for paying taxes?