Birthday bro
Birthday bro
Birthday bro
POV: you put a minority in your video game
Hitchhiking
Hearing dad get home after work, hoping he's not in a bad mood
Dad opening my bedroom door even though I made sure to do my chores and homework correctly
Icy hot
Dog house
Star
Carpet shampooer
Dabhead nebula
Anime convention
Cursed magic portal
ACNY
Xmas time
Snog
Purrito
Nuclear strike imminent
How to ugly cry
Tony the Tiger
Cat food aisle
Euthanasia by bedbug
Bacon skin graft
Virgin problems
I think you're reading too much into this.