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Arsenal4ever

@ Arsenal4ever @lemmy.world

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  • What is lighter than brown?

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  • Another fun fact: people with orange hair are called redheads because orange is a relatively new word and orange used to be just a shade of red.

  • How did the mansplainer die?

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  • you're in a dangerous loop.

  • The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley."

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  • I think you mean Airplane! mode.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    Arsenal4ever @lemmy.world

    The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley."

  • Yesterday my son asked me to name a country without an R

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  • It is the response I dreamt of for this sub. I just kept laughing. I also think this was generated by a an AI.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    Arsenal4ever @lemmy.world

    Yesterday my son asked me to name a country without an R

  • When I turn 80, I'm gonna wear a pirate costume

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  • sigh.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    Arsenal4ever @lemmy.world

    When I turn 80, I'm gonna wear a pirate costume

  • How is former president of the US Donald Trump still free when a lot of the accomplices in things he has been indicted for are already in jail and or prison except him?

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  • The two indictments about Jan 6th and the plot to use fake electors offer a detailed look at a conspiracy. This isn't just mob talk about "it would be awesome if this happened" – there is evidence of a coordinated effort to create fake electors and attempt to steal an election. The act of creating fake electors is a crime. The conspiracy to create fake electors is a crime.

    All of these things are a crime. The problem is, in America, people who have power are held to a higher standard. Trump will get all sorts of concessions, and slow this down like mad. What he also has is an entire network carrying water for him. Because of Fox News – which was started to avoid another Nixon, he gets to both sides this.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    Arsenal4ever @lemmy.world

    Donald Trump bumped into someone at his golf course

  • higher wages for the servers... by the customers. Fnbs

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  • Okay, thank you for setting me straight.

  • So much for that dream.

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  • This is why we can't have nice things.

  • So much for that dream.

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  • Facts are behind a paywall and bullshit flows for free.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    Arsenal4ever @lemmy.world

    How rare is it for cows to get hit by lightning

  • higher wages for the servers... by the customers. Fnbs

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  • Corporations invented Jaywalking to pass the problem of death by vehicle from the manufacturer to the victim. Corporations invented the concept of Litterbug to shift blame from the makers of trash to the disposers of trash. Corporations invented the concept of the personal carbon footprint to shift the blame from the makers of carbon to the users of carbon.

    This is just the same thing. Corporations are good at this.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    Arsenal4ever @lemmy.world

    What do you call a magician who loses his magic?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    Arsenal4ever @lemmy.world

    I can melt ice with my eyes

  • Why did you choose your username?

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  • Fan of The Arsenal.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    Arsenal4ever @lemmy.world

    A guy walks into a bar and sees that there are dozens of cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    Arsenal4ever @lemmy.world

    Just read a book about the Stockholm Syndrome.

  • My dog and I got jumped by raccoons this morning. Now I have to pay at least $1500 to make sure I don't get rabies

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  • This is why we need better education in the US.

    Also, this is why we can't have healthcare. We don't know why we deserve it.

    I was talking to a person once about single-payer Canadian healthcare. And she said, but what if someone doesn't work? Should they still get it?

    [I mean, yes.]

    I said, how come you don't ask that question about cops and firefighters? You don't say, well if someone doesn't work, should the firefighter's come to their house if there is a fire? We have single-payer police insurance and single-payer firefighter insurance.

    But after the fire, you're on your own!

    America! Fuck, yeah.

  • Why is there no professional hide and seek league?

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  • We found some good players in the last few windows.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    Arsenal4ever @lemmy.world

    Why is there no professional hide and seek league?

  • Is there any evidence that Reddit has suffered at all from the exodus to Lemmy?

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  • I deleted my account. That probably showed 'em.

  • An X is kind of a sans serif German swastika

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  • See, this is not a shower thought. This is a thought.

    That said, when you're in a place full of nazis, you're in a nazi place. You might not be a nazi, but you're in a place with them.

  • An X is kind of a sans serif German swastika

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  • sometimes a shower thought should stay in the shower, but we have this sub. So.

  • An X is kind of a sans serif German swastika

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  • You're in a showerthoughts sub, Fred. A showerthoughts sub.

  • An X is kind of a sans serif German swastika

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  • I think people have forgotten what showerthought means. Not serifs, but sheriffs of bad thinking in the shower.

  • An X is kind of a sans serif German swastika

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  • It's a shower thought baconator, nothing more serious than that. I think the idea of a shower thought it to pull strings. You know, to avoid pulling something else. :)

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    Arsenal4ever @lemmy.world

    An X is kind of a sans serif German swastika