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Older millennial nerd.

  • IDK about anyone else, but I call it the legbutt.

  • Look at fancy pants over here with their multiple friend groups!

  • You don't use any rotation? Next you're going to tell me that spinners aren't supposed to be spun.

  • We are currently further from the release of the song "1989" than the release was from actual 1989.

  • Me flavored water, 15 cents! Come taste my knees!

  • What a coincidence, a game friend was just talking about receiving some high end perfume as a gift from her son and she was disappointed that it smelled like soap.

  • I've always thought about celebrating Arbor Day like that episode of Raising Hope. Yes, it's primarily so I can talk about Poppa Woody.

  • Looks about right for an Adobe/Microsoft software package.

  • My 9 year old has been obsessed with Spore YouTube videos lately and he asked for it for Christmas. Picked it up for $2 and he has been constantly talking about his species and the plans he has. Best bang for my buck Christmas present ever.

  • Whoops!

  • ~From what I understand, some mental health meds take a couple weeks to see results.~

    Reading comprehension FAIL!

  • I once got 29 in cribbage, then it was mostly 19s the rest of the game.

  • It's sad to see people who want a bad boy/girl and just end up in a toxic relationship. It's possible to find someone who is badass AND willing to treat you with respect, but they are not common. It takes way too long for people to realize that the gentler person is going to lead to a better relationship in the long run.

  • That encountering quick sand in real life was a real possibility every day.

    Bonus: My kid doesn't believe that Santa is magical, he just has really advanced technology.

  • If you like malapropisms, you'll love Martha Plimpton's character in Raising Hope, Virginia. Procrasturbate and vaginacologist are a couple favorites.

    Bonus: her middle name is Slims. Virginia Slims Chance

  • My older sister hosted a Japanese exchange student when I was in high school. I learned a few words, but he was a regular teenager who barely knew English. We did crush a bucket of chocolate chip cookies in one weekend camping trip.

    After he left, I found out his parents forced him into the exchange program so they could get a break. He seemed alright to me.

  • Amanda Lynn, unless you like musical instruments.

  • The penises were not because of the sewer backup, it's just what you expected to see everyday. Edited the original post to clarify.

    There was one study hall where a penis was drawn on the chalkboard every day. One time, the art showed the ejaculate dribbling a bit. The teacher came in, looked at it, shrugged, said "at least it's a little more accurate," erased it, and sat down.

  • That time the sewer backed up into the kitchen plus all of the penises carved into desks and walls.