( well, they're not dangerous because they are radioactive. It could turn out that they're dangerous for some other reason.)
Once my mate Paul was crushed by a palette of bananas. The crazy thing is, it put a load of pressure on his bowels and he shit all over the place. There was just shit and bananas everywhere. But Paul never got cancer, so I guess he was pretty lucky.
Which time? I mean it's sort of a time honored tradition...
Which I guess, means that burning the library of Alexandria is in itself an expression of culture.