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@ Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee

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I steal crumbs.

Crumbs.

Also I maintain a secret cache of documents underneath the Alaskan tundra with the help of a diesel generator, some very large goggles and a years supply of smoked frozen herring. 🍪

  • If there is ever a remake of LotR ( i hope not), i would love to see Nicolas Cage as Saruman

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  • Fearless casting checks out.

  • Men who have their balls removed at an early age are 300% more successful.

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  • They were bread for this

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  • No eggs though.

  • white house: it's over 9000

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  • The Greys. They leave but they mutate and reproduce first.

  • Fusion of [email protected] and [email protected]?

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  • ok

  • Fusion of [email protected] and [email protected]?

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  • no

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    Ruleclear Bomb

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  • Beat them down with your enormous ummm, forearm.

  • "Star Trek is dying." How would you sell it to a younger audience?

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  • I would lecture the little weaklings on how life was like in my day, and tell them to get off my lawn.

  • i have a connection in Malta and the syndicate can deliver the eggs at 7cents each

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  • Can we route payment through the Cayman Islands? Asking for a friend.

  • rule

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  • That engine is pretty friggin hot. And shes big in the back, which is a plus.

  • A food bank netted a huge haul of 13,000 fresh salmon. The catch? The fish were still alive

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  • Get that deep fryer and get to work.

  • rule 🤔

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  • This is what runs our entire civilization now.

  • If investing in the S&P 500 is such a surefire way to make money, then why isn't everyone doing it?

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  • I realize it would mean she would no longer be fighting for her rights in her satin tights, but you'd think Wonder Woman would have made her whole outfit out of whatever her bracelets are made out of.

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  • Supertights + the lasso of truth + invisible plane should be enough to change the world.

  • Corn rule

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  • You need my one neat trick.

  • Hashtag rule

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  • This is winning at the highest level.

  • Young and hungry rule

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  • You can still start a side hustle.

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    You have one (1) free teleportation that must be used within the next 24 hours or it disappears forever. Do you use it? Where do you go?

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  • I am slowly using them to build a dyson sphere

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    You have one (1) free teleportation that must be used within the next 24 hours or it disappears forever. Do you use it? Where do you go?

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  • He has bequeathed his fortune to me under extreme duress.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Your body is completely dark except for the 1 molecule outside layer that light hits.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    My imaginary friend is better than an AI companion

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Mr Rodgers actually was who he was

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    On Lemmee, actual shower thoughts can be posted because theres less filters.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    What if aliens caused inflation by stealing small amounts of cocoa beans from lakeside resorts?