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@ Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee

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I steal crumbs.

Crumbs.

Also I maintain a secret cache of documents underneath the Alaskan tundra with the help of a diesel generator, some very large goggles and a years supply of smoked frozen herring. 🍪

  • How serious are you guys when you talk about punching nazis?

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  • A general Fruit punch is usually the safest bet, as it is a universal tasty refreshing treat, but the flavor can be altered for the fascists in any given area. Try finding the most popular local fruits for your region and emphasize those. The next big consideration is should it be alcoholic or nonalcoholic, and this again varies enormously but I would urge you to go the nonalcoholic route, as some fascists may be sensitive to social pressures to imbibe when they don't yet feel perfectly comfortable.

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  • Because he's a rapper and the streets call to him.

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  • yes

  • Is JD Vance mad at cat ladies because they won't let him eat their cats?

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  • well, ok then.

  • Is JD Vance mad at cat ladies because they won't let him eat their cats?

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    What are you wistful about?

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  • The crumbs that fell to the floor.

  • without saying how old you are, how old are you?

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  • I once took a Toledo Salamunca sword and cut off my own head.

  • Do you have any OC's? Can you tell us about any?

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  • Oatmeal Crackers? Sure. Very nutritious and no sugar. Kind of hard on the dental work though.

  • If you were tasked to train/teach dolphins how to be artists and express themselves via creative expression, what method of doing so would you designate for them?

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  • Rainbow Nose Condoms. I'm sure they will express themselves, especially if they have the microsoft logo.

  • This company sells real human skulls. It claims all of its skulls are ethically sourced. How do you ethically source a human skull for sale to a random buyer?

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  • All our skulls are sold on a subscription model, naturally. Act now and choose Crumbgrabber Lifetime Premiumtm

  • This company sells real human skulls. It claims all of its skulls are ethically sourced. How do you ethically source a human skull for sale to a random buyer?

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  • Only with a certified Crumbgrabbertm skull can you be 100 percent satisfied with your purchase! All our skulls are vegan, macrobiotic and chock full of vitamins and minerals!

    We have full size and the new but very popular Crumbgrabber Minitm For our discerning customers. NDA applies, please view our terms of service.

  • Privacy respecting pinterest alternatives

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  • Pixelfed should be in your mix to check out.

  • If lemmy.world became the biggest in the fediverse with a user base that could rival Reddit. Would it become monetized?

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  • Yes it would be monetized, by a swimsuit calendar of each Lemmy user.

  • What would your cat's Google search history be?

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  • puss in boots

  • What would your cat's Google search history be?

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  • oleijgh[porthk

  • Whoever is in charge of Capybara marketing is doing a hell of a good job

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  • I just dmed you 20 Copybaras. Their will is senior to ours and they will not be denied.

  • Whoever is in charge of Capybara marketing is doing a hell of a good job

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  • Now I know who is behind it all

  • Whoever is in charge of Capybara marketing is doing a hell of a good job

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    Real but funny

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  • China is missing

  • Whoever is in charge of Capybara marketing is doing a hell of a good job

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  • +1 for correct market timing. -2 for annoying vegans. +1 for supporting the mobile infantry.