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Destroyer of Worlds 3000

@ DestroyerOfWorlds @sh.itjust.works

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The End is Nigh(tly updated, don't worry)

  • I thought this was an episode of Look Around You

  • IDK why but, I feel like Idiocracy and Wall-E take place in the same universe

  • Ad"Choices"...ugh, get stuffed.

  • At the as you exit filthy public grinder at Costco

  • Do you like camping in a submarine in a volcano of dust and radiation? Let's Go to the Colonies!

  • also, both stripped somehow?

  • eat the crust and throw the rest on the ground for feral Willem Dafoe or seagulls

  • We moved into a place that had a massive washing machine in a room attached to the garage. We ended up buying a massive dryer to match. It's like having our own laundrette. And since I do my laundry like an animal (no separation, no gentle cycle, now low heat dry) I can get most of my clothes done in two loads.

  • Toyota Tacoma. Is literally worth more now than when I bought it. My model has bluetooth but none of the "always on tracking" many vehicles come with after. Subaru Forester. It had a recall for a head gasket something or other that required an entire new engine. Got that done at 115k miles, basically a new car for nothing.

    Le Crueset set for about $600 15 years ago. We have cooked hundreds of meals with them. Same with cast iron and stainless copper core pots and pans. Immersion blender (corded) as well. Stove top espresso percolator is so cheap and nice if you aren't a daily espresso drinker. Having that one cup on a rainy afternoon or after dinner is a treat.

    If you like grilled/bbq/smoked food, a nice grill will last years if you take care of it. I had a side by side gas and charcoal/wood grill for the last 11 years. Heavy use and lack of replacement parts finally killed it. I could cook full plates for 20+ people off that thing or just a couple of chicken breasts for a quick dinner. I have a pretty cheap but capable gas stainless grill and a santa maria bbq now. They work fine, but not quite as convenient as the all in one.

    A really good mattress, solid bed frame, nice pillows, and high thread count cotton sheets are worth every penny. I didn't get all that together until I was middle aged and I really wished I had done it sooner. My back is like "wtf dude, we could have had this the whole time ?!"

    If you do any woodworking, 3d printing, making stuff, art etc? Space. A space to do all that it. Wether it is a hobby or cottage industry, you will need dedicated space to make your mess. I've seen people trying to DIY in apartments on youtube and its just so bad. Not to mention dangerous. Fumes, fire, trip hazard, mdf dust, etc. Find a place to house all that nonsense outside of your living space.

    And if you make digital art, photoshop, draw, anything that makes you hate a mouse for input. A Wacom tablet screen is worth it. Not an iPad, not a Surface all in one, not some knock off clone from Ali Express...but a crazy expensive Wacom. The regular tablets are okay, but drawing on the screen is almost impossible to come back from. I bought mine in 2009 for $3k and still use it daily.

  • I read the last panel as "that snakes mense"

  • Cigarette girls still exist, in Vegas at least.

  • A tiny museum within sight of Prague Castle. Another tiny museum SOMA San Francisco. Both had amazing art/artists, were completely empty of people, and I have no clue where they are now or what artists I saw.

  • if you work there long enough you get to hear about the divorce. what a journey.

  • Get an undersink reverse osmosis and uv filter kit. Some come with a remineralizer so it doesn't taste flat. Don't go for a cheap one or it will leak. SoCal isn't known for its water purity or consistancy.

  • and that is why my lower back is crab meat

  • I had a friend who managed a huge building of both private owned and rentals. it was trip what people did on their way out. some nightmare scenarios. and some people would give him things like a kitchaid mixer or old stereos or furniture etc. the evictions and occasional death were the hardest on him. he lasted about 7 years before the management company changed hands and started messing with his deal.

  • have you had to evict people yet?

  • (read in Lois Griffin voice) "then make pita croutons. then pita bread crumbs. then pita powder to make...pita bread. its always pita fowevah...pita? Peeeetah! Are you listening to meeee?!"

  • I know how to do this.

    take relish (sweet or dill) and blend smooth. add pickle juice until runny. blend again. put about a 1/4 cup into an empty Soda Stream and pump it up like triple the normal amount. quickly cap and shake the hell out of it. uncap and suck the vapor out with a straw.

    -I am a stranger from the internet and would never do this myself