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Emerald (she/her)

@ Emerald @lemmy.world

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I transcribe posts over on c/microblogmemes along with whatever else i feel like transcribing

  • What if LGBT adopts a white and grey striped flag to replace the rainbow? Then Florida would have to abolish crosswalks entirely.

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  • Cat in the hat style

  • siempre lo hago

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  • Some would call the former command cat abuse.

    it 100% is, its just a bad habit of mine

  • siempre lo hago

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  • i was doing cat ~/.bash_history | grep thing which is stupid so i started doing grep "thing" ~/.bash_history

    now you're telling me i should do history | grep thing

    i can't win

  • Alias's rule

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  • I alias rm to rm -r for easy folder deleting

  • nobody in webdev knows what graceful degradation is anymore

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  • Microsoft Teams

  • Plex has paywalled my server!

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  • "Free software" is different from "software that is free"

  • What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?

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  • Why so?

  • What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?

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  • true, you got me

  • What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?

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  • Masturbating would imply physical genital stimulation, something that the Internet cannot perform.

  • What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?

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  • Store passwords.

    I gotta disagree. It's much harder to do this well offline. Losing access to a password database would be detrimental, so it's not something I recommend doing purely locally.

  • What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?

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  • How does one do that online?

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    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?

  • Do you use your blinker in a car?

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  • Yes, I do it only if I'm taking the first exit.

  • Do you use your blinker in a car?

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  • I would think the people buying these expensive cars wouldn't want to crash them. I guess they do though.

  • Do you use your blinker in a car?

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  • I always signal out of roundabouts, but never on. Legally I'm supposed to signal in but that makes no sense to me because of course I'm going to be entering the roundabout, there is never another option.

  • Do you use your blinker in a car?

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  • as i turn the steering wheel

    You should be signalling before you actually turn.

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    What is one moral you have that most people don't agree with?

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  • You are assuming having pride means you put down others accomplishments, but that's not always the case. You can be a fan of a sports team and still not hate the opposing team.

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    What is one moral you have that most people don't agree with?

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  • Being proud of someone else makes you a douchebag?

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    What is one moral you have that most people don't agree with?

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  • That's quite the lore

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  • I can cook just fine, but I really prefer baking. With cooking you have to make sure you are there watching it the whole time. I love how with baking I can just mix it up in a bowl, pour it in a pan, and cook it for an hour in the oven.

    I don't know what value my comments adds to this discussion, just wanted to share my love of baking ig.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    What is a food that you want to cook but you know you'll never have the motivation to make?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    This letter from "Friends of Zion" my grandmother received today

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Could Trump's "Protecting Children from Chemical and Surgical Mutilation" order defund vasectomies?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    What is your special interest?

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    I use Debian btw

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Can someone give me an overview on the Jill Stein situation?

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    Do drivers in the USA have to yield to alien UFO's?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Donating canned goods to food pantries is like donating needles and syringes to a cancer research organization

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    Sussy baka spotted

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Why do people say "symbiotic relationship" when they really mean "mutualistic"?

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    Stack of floppy disks: Am I a joke to you?

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    I really do want to know though

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    Debian security amirite?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    Putting on your seatbelt and not using your phone while driving is now considered a "challenge"?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    This website that threatens anyone who right clicks

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    linux users installing a web browser

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Best web development documentation

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    My ex wants me back

  • Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    Emerald (she/her) @lemmy.world

    There's certainly some overlap