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I am not so much disappointed as I am blinded with rage.

  • Imagine, if you will. A man so desperate for human companionship he is willing to avoid any and all women he comes across. So determined to not come across as a creep or weirdo. Little did he know he just came across the Friendlight Zone.

    I don't want to toot my own horn. But this would be a perfect Twilight Zone episode 😂

  • I asked my gf in person as well because i just think its just important to be genuine and personal about it.

    When you say you asked your gf in person. What exactly do you mean by this?

  • "It's okay, we can enshitify a little." - the board at Mozilla probably.

  • Honestly, if someone were to try to safe my life. And I find out he uses a string as a parameter to do so. Just let me die right there.

  • But really in the first few messages? Again, I'm all game. But I don't want to scare her off or something.

  • Seriously? I was always told you text for like two or three days first before going on a date. Oh I could definitely do that. I actually really hate texting XD

  • I guess deaf people aren't allowed to enjoy music like the rest of y'all.

    I'm so sorry but this is the absolute funniest shit I have ever read. 😂

  • I hate the smell of coffee, as well as the powder/beans.

  • Was I a good search engine?

  • Weil sie nicht wissen ob sie Essig sind oder nicht.

  • And hence the real answer emerges. FatTony Search wins again 😈

  • Animal Farm

    Death of Stalin

    Das leben der anderen

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  • The T stands for Tony.

  • I guess you?

  • Depends on her aim.

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