Man, this is my baseline. It’s what I need just to get up in the morning. Anything more sincere or happy and I can’t deal with this world. Gallows humor is the only way I survive.
There are also some universal truths about human nature that still haven’t changed in thousands of years. Everyone should read Plato’s Republic. He predicted the end of liberal democracy in a way that applies to the Weimar Republic and the Pax Americana.
All in the Family did it first. The problem with both shows is it’s real hard to tell satire from actually espousing conservative views and sexism.
yes, and I’m sure we’ll have time to do that when our food supply chain starts to collapse in the next two years. /sEdit: sarcasm translation—when the earth goes up in flames in a few years, we won’t have resources to enforce the Pax Americana anymore.
You’re so pessimistic. most of the remainder of humanity will be agrarian communities again within 50 years. I think it will take longer for the ocean to die. So we likely have a whole hundred years left!
For it to make sense, You have to begin with the premise that ecology is a lie created by scientists to make money. 
Nobody wants me to do that. You think you do, but you really don’t. One way or another someone’s getting their feelings hurt
Once, libraries were quiet places. Then computers took over. Now everyone’s got a smart phone I’m hoping they can be quiet again.
I’m an adult. I can have ice cream when ever the fuck I want. But if it’s before dinner, I can’t feel good about it.
Some people want to herd you.
Some people want to be herded by you.