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Fuckfuckmyfuckingass

@ Fuckfuckmyfuckingass @lemmy.world

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  • How does "DNS" work on the dark web?

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  • FBI Director Kash Patel. He has resting crazy mf'er face. Unfortunately it's terminal with no known cure.

  • There should be a browser extension like the old Cloud to Butt that replaces "AI" with something funny.

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  • Stoopid intelligence.

  • If you receive an email from me talking about canned meat, don't open it. It's SPAM.

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  • Fun fact: Employees of the SPAM Corporation aren't allowed to refer to Spam emails as such, instead they call them as "Unwanted Emails," instead.

  • How did Russian Roulette come to be? I find it hard to believe someone came up with it one day saying see how lucky I am today? I include suicidal people in this too.

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  • Very interesting Wikipedia page. Thanks for sharing.

  • How hard would it be to trap gated communities by crashing dozens of cars into the front of their gates blocking them from leaving their gated communities ?

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  • Some years ago I lived next to a weird subdivision neighborhood, with the looping streets and what not. Not a gated community, but there was only one road in and out. One day a tree fell across that road and everybody that lived there was stuck most of the day.

  • I've started investing heavily in to stocks, chicken, beef, vegetable....

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  • Nice. In my house we refer to saving scraps as investing in the stock market.

  • When the half-asleep brain thinks the power-tool running next door is singing "holy holy holy" or maybe "horny horny horny" 👼😈

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  • You sleep in the shower?

  • Was it a mistake for humans to evolve advanced sapience?

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  • Read Galapagos by Kurt Vonnegut.

  • If the USA ever rewrites their constitution it will likely have embedded ads.

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  • That's kinda how it already is:

    Minorities White People The 1%

  • If someone lower-ranked is sleeping with a superior, they should at least get some authority in return.

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  • TIL that authority is an STD.

  • Just pick a different shirt dude

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  • How hard?

  • Why u mad?

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  • Free my man Tyler!

  • The squirrels are messing with your bird feeder

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  • Woah.

  • The squirrels are messing with your bird feeder

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  • Why is this a video?

  • Cracker Barrel gets welcome

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  • Wait. Is it called Cracker Barrel cuz the logo is a cracker leaning on a barrel? Never put that together.

  • YSK that in the United States you probably can tell a Policeman (or ICE agent) to go fuck themselves without legal repurcussions.

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  • Cops can beat the shit out of you too.

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    Does anybody know what's going on at moist.catsweat.com?

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  • Cat sweat, that is moist.

  • Mellencamp

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  • This has happened to me before.

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  • Fuck Elon, fuck Mars, and fuck you.

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
    Fuckfuckmyfuckingass @lemmy.world

    What genres of music do Lemmites enjoy?