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Godric

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  • How do Ghostwriters work? Does the person the book is about say to the writer I will give you 2 or 20 percent of the sales or is it a 50 50 split?

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    Which kind of alcohol gives you the worst hangover?

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  • Apfelwine. My father used to make it, and I got drunk on it once. Not blackout hammered, just drunk.

    Never again.

    The next day was me lying in bed, feeling like I got my ass kicked my a meth'd up horse. Every breath sent a railroad spike deeper into my frontal lobe. Fuck that, never again.

  • Does anyone else notice an up tick in hostility on Lemmy lately?

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  • What gets you permabanned for "spam" from the .ml meme comm:

    OP being a magatwat aside, mods being unaccountable children is a problem.

  • What was the stupidest road trip youve ever been on?

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  • I once drove 4 hours to an overnight party my ole roommate was having. Went, saw my college buds, enjoyed some diabolical drinking and board games. Drove 4 hours home in the morning through awful traffic.

    At home, I instantly realized I had left my laptop at my friend's. Contemplated jumping off the roof, drove 4 hours back to my buddy's, had a beer whilst regretting my existence, and drove back.

  • What was the stupidest road trip youve ever been on?

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  • You win!

  • I made a shirt I thought y'all might like

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  • Ever heard the term "if it smells like shit everywhere you go, check your shoes"? It applies to being an asshole too.

    In the future, try being a shitheel elsewhere, thanks bud.

  • Shirts That Go Hard @lemmy.world
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    You gotta rizz 'em

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    Is fediverse turning into reddit?

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  • Apart from the silly ass mod abuse; yes!

    Lemmy is the concentration of Reddit energy people.

  • And all I got was this lousy hat.

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  • Presumably, man got narcanned at Olive Garden.

  • Shirts That Go Hard @lemmy.world
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    And all I got was this lousy hat.

  • What are the most upbeat songs with kind of depressing lyrics?

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  • Love The Dead South, their vaguely ominous horror take on folk is amazing! Johnny Cash also does a wonderfully depressing version of the song

  • You guys have any conversation starters to offer a poor lemming?

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  • That's the 11th funniest comment I've read today!

  • You guys have any conversation starters to offer a poor lemming?

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  • What's a pirates favorite letter?

    You'd think it'd be Rrrrrr, but a pirates first love is the C!

    What's a pirates least favorite letter?

    "We regret to inform you we have detected illegal tormenting at your home IP address...."

  • whats the cheapest legal way to dispose of my dead body so i can stick it to the funeral industry?

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  • To praphrase Diogenes and Frank: Just throw me in the trash!

  • What movie(s) did you watch 10+ times and offered something new with each view?

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  • SCOTT!

    PIL-GRIM!

    Edgar Wright is amongst my favorite directors, and the first half of Scott Pilgrim Vs The World is my favorite movie ever. Fuck, I had to take a film class with one of the world's oddest professor in college before I could properly explain why I love the movie so much.

    Each time I watch it I notice a little something more. I've lowkey been thinking about making a fan-cut with the deleted scenes and everything.

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  • Yeah dude, that's very young, you must be tapping everything that moves if a vasectomy sounds better than wearing a condom

  • No Matter Whoooooo!

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  • Don't Even Get Me Started On The Usefulness Of Learning How To Find The Area Of A Trapezoid

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  • THE MITOCHONDRIA-

  • What was something that you thought was overhyped that actually lived up to the hype?

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  • Instant pot. Mine has a sous-vide mode and I make the best steaks I've ever made. Whole shebang was only like 40 bucks and I can cook most things in it.

  • What was something that you thought was overhyped that actually lived up to the hype?

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  • Lok'tar! I remember not affording a subscription back them, so I would spam PvP at the lv 20 cap every day after school. I had multiple full sets of honor heirlooms on my trial account. Good times :)

  • It bothers me when cat memes refer to the pictured cat as "he," but I can tell from its coat pattern that it's female. I may know too much about cats.

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  • That's genuinely awesome stats you're claiming! I feel doubly blessed for my orange little lovely lady who ran the house.

    Her bigger also orange twin brother? Dominated. The big fuckoff dog? Dominated. She ran the indoor animals.

    The only animal she didn't run over was our elder statesmen cat, who was big and brilliant in equal measure. My dear boy was the largest cat I ever saw, and would understand language to a frightening degree."Go see X", "Come Here", "stop", and any mention of "Vet" was well interpreted :)

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world
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    Steak Sous-Vide!

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    Rule

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    Impractical Jokers - BINGO!

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Well

  • Shirts That Go Hard @lemmy.world
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    Damn that's quite the statement

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    Coconut Rule

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    Snek Rule

  • Political Humor @lemmy.world
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    There are many different uses for Time Machines

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    Knife-Ear Rule

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    Kermit Rule

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    STFU Rule

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    Invincible references hit!

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    Stay safe!

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    Dark Souls 1 Flashbacks

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    C'mon!

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    What will your job be, Comrad?

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Ya gotta keep up with the times!

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    Most Metal Stage of the Pandemic