I'm beautiful and tough like a diamond...or beef jerky in a ball gown.
Dad Jokes @lemmy.world What do you have after eating a big bowl of alphabet soup? A vowel movement.
Dad Jokes @lemmy.world Statistically Speaking, Six out of Seven Dwarves Are Not Happy
Dad Jokes @lemmy.world If you receive an email from me talking about canned meat, don't open it. It's SPAM.
No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world Is there a practical reason data centers have to sprawl outward instead of upward?
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world Bluetooth headsets were probably a godsend for people who talk to themselves
Dad Jokes @lemmy.world When they get the bill too
Star Trek Social Club @startrek.website Shut up and take my money: A working Bluetooth TNG Combadge
Funny @sh.itjust.works She Gets Us
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world If AI was all it was cracked up to be, it wouldn't be shoved in your face 24/7
Dad Jokes @lemmy.world What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Food and Cooking @beehaw.org Chicken Ole Casserole
No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world Can anyone help me identify this wifi antenna connector. Like U.FL but smaller?
Dad Jokes @lemmy.world How do you know how heavy a red-hot chili pepper is?
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world We'll never have anything like the DVD screensaver ever again
linuxmemes @lemmy.world Name a better way to control your music remotely. I dare you. (This is really how I play my music when I'm in my workshop 😆)
Funny @sh.itjust.works Shake is not impressed with your credit card.
Funny @sh.itjust.works Another one from the vault
Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world The documentation links in PlatformIO are all bit [dot] ly short links
Funny @sh.itjust.works I get all my career advice from the movies
Funny @sh.itjust.works It wasn't a tight shirt when I bought it...which, yeah, should have been my first hint

I am not a gamer these days and am unfamiliar with Arc Raiders, but if there's any way to incorporate the Klingon death ritual when one of your squad goes down, that would probably be pretty epic