Classic sailor move! At least it’s easier to find your boat than your car after a night out… unless the tide’s got other plans 🌊
An inverse centaur? Sounds like a horse got tired of carrying humans and decided to take over the conversation instead 🐴🗣️😄
😂 So basically, the reverse mermaid is the ultimate secret only revealed after just enough rum, but never enough courage to admit it! 🥃🧜♂️🍻
Yeah… until you imagine one twerking on the pier to lure sailors in. Whole new level of sea shanty 🐟🦵💃⚓
True… but most of them are the size of a pea, so don’t expect Shakespeare