Did you know that now you can even get lawyers at IKEA?

I once tried to make a square, but I ended up with an octagon.

find, grep, sed, and awk

Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?

Canonical Microcloud: Simple, free, on-prem Linux clustering

What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.

You know what really bugs me?

Knock, knock!

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.

What did the zero say to the eight?

My wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.

Why did the Olympic runner stop listening to music?

Why do birds always congregate on power wires?

What is a will?

OpenELA makes Enterprise Linux source available

What do you call a dog's understudy?

Guess who I bumped into on the way to the eye doctor?

Linux hide processes from other users and ps command

I changed the tags on my mother's herb jars.