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KingPorkChop

@ KingPorkChop @lemmy.ca

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  • What social media site do you hate most?

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  • I never understood the attraction to linkedin.

    I want social media social for shits and giggled and entertainment. Work related networking is neither.

    It's like having a beer with coworkers instead of going out with friends. Hard pass.

  • What was sexual education like for you?

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  • Grade 6. Biology classes lasted about an hour or so, every day, for a week or two.

    Boys and girls were broken into their own groups. I assume this was to help avoid being embarrassed about things in front of the opposite sex.

    We were told if we made jokes or giggled, we failed for the day and had to sit in the hall. We nervously and embarrassingly giggled a bit the first day but after we got into it things were fine.

    The classes were very straight forward. Dry. Matter of fact. Covered everything they needed to cover for basic biology, how sex works, body parts and what they do, etc, but didn't talk about things like birth control.

  • What was sexual education like for you?

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  • Unzips..

    Please, continue.

  • What's the worst "corporate speak/buzzwords" that you absolutely hate?

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  • I used to have a coworker who would also say things like "I'll ping you after the meeting" and I'd chuckle because it sounded so stupid.

    One day he asked me why I was smirking and I lied and told him "You know what 'pinging' means, right? It's the act of putting a metal rod in your urethra and tapping it with a tuning fork."

    He NEVER said it again.

  • Whats your favorite "struggle meal"?

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  • A can of chili over some cooked rice, add a little salt and extra hot sauce. This was my broke young adult fancy meal.

  • I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

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  • I buy all my sounding gear used. I don't wash it either. Just lick it and wipe it on my shirt.

  • Dude, what's wrong with Reddit?

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  • 30 years ago I expected this, but thought it was going to be sexier.

    The future fucking blows.