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@ LaunchesKayaks @lemmy.world

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  • My day in two parts

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  • I'm one of those people who got diagnosed with lupus. My life is just a House meme now.

    I also deal with DNS that totally can't be DNS like 3x/week

  • Nobody will hire her

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  • I get tattoos because I wanna look dope af in life AND death. I plan on donating my body to a medical school and I want all the people who are dissecting me to think I was rad as hell

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  • Man, I wanna be recruited to the Illuminati...

  • It's a shame, really.

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  • I've already started looking. I've asked for a raise twice and I got laughed at.

  • It's a shame, really.

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  • Me rn and I hate it

  • what's the dumbest thing your pet has done?

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  • My mom's dog LOVES spicy peppers.

  • what's the dumbest thing your pet has done?

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  • That's really funny but also sad because he was so scared

  • what's the dumbest thing your pet has done?

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  • Typical orange cat things lmao

  • what's the dumbest thing your pet has done?

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  • what's the dumbest thing your pet has done?

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  • My dog is indeed so fucking stupid. And, like, she's not even bored. She plays or naps all day and has plenty of outside time and digestible things to chomp on. She's the most chaotic neutral creature I've ever seen. She does whatever and doesn't care about consequences. The intrusive thoughts always win. I'm gonna get her a collar that has "Goblin Girl" on it because that's exactly what she is.

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    what's the dumbest thing your pet has done?

  • whats the cheapest legal way to dispose of my dead body so i can stick it to the funeral industry?

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  • Thank you so much for the info! I want to donate my body so I can be useful and help folks a final time. I have been getting awesome tattoos so my corpse looks dope as fuck

  • whats the cheapest legal way to dispose of my dead body so i can stick it to the funeral industry?

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  • Yo how did you get that set up. I've been wanting to for years

  • What would happen if every working class person told their co-workers how much money they make?

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  • I asked for a raise recently. I was laughed at and told that the company doesn't plan on promoting me to any kind of higher position ever. So now I'm just doing the bare minimum and I'm biding my time until I can find something better.

  • What's your biggest debuff?

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  • Lupus. Go out into the sun and immediately start losing hp. And my own body just decides that I'm a virus and tries to exterminate me.

  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • Colds are awful in their own way tbh.

  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • I kept my ovaries. I'm keeping an eye on stuff but my Dr doesn't think I'll need her since the ovaries are in perfect health.

  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • Bro what's your problem lmao

  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • cries in can't find a gf

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  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • I'm doing pretty okay right now. I got some decent sleep which helped

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    I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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    What's a random little memory that popped into your head today?

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    how do I tell my boss that I am not studying for a certification he wants me to get in my own time?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    pretty sure I'm getting sick

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    Does anyone else get so tired and depressed from saying you're good when people ask how you are?

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    How would you process the fact that a new friend of yours is a cop? (USA)

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    Does anyone else here have lupus? Just got diagnosed and I am really scared/upset

  • Steam Hardware @sopuli.xyz
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    Has anyone here gotten multiplayer modded Minecraft to work over a VPN?

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    Has anyone here gotten modded, multiplayer Minecraft to work over VPN on the Steamdeck?

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    What brands/styles/types of protective gear do you like for activities that are dangerous?

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    should I sue my former employer for unlawful termination?

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    What should I paint as murals in my house?

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    What is your favorite video online?

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    Where can someone post original writing works for others to read?

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    What is an easy instrument to learn?

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    Do you like olives?

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    Does anyone else crave fruit juice when it's hot?

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    How do I tell my neighbors that they need to stay off my property and not let their kids trespass. Joke answers only.

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    What is a command you accidentally taught your pet?