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@ LaunchesKayaks @lemmy.world

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  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • Uhhh.... Prolly a few days but it'd suck. Idk if you've ever had a kidney stone, but the pain levels are worse than that.

  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • I've been doing a half decent job of staying on top of the pain. My injuries are gonna hurt no matter what because I wasn't given anything crazy for it.

  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • Flight.

    Small.

    And yes. I've seen loads of unexplainable spooky shit

  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • I have no idea if I lost any weight lol.

  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • It was laparoscopic. And my favorite dinosaur has to be archaeopteryx.

  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • Go see the horse I have pretty much adopted and give her so much attention. Being away from her sucks. I get to go visit on the 20th because my mom will be helping me deliver a supplement for her since I can't do any lifting, but I'm not allowed to do anything with the old girl. My friends who know the horse say she's been kinda down since I stopped coming around and that has me bummed. Hopefully she'll perk up when I visit. Gonna bring her an apple. She loves those

  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • I definitely dwell on my physical appearance more than I should. I have a bit of a belly. I'm slowly losing weight and getting noticably slimmer and stronger, but I can't really vent about how I still hate how I look to my friends/family because I'm either smaller than them and/or losing weight faster than they are and venting about it comes off the wrong way because they seem to get a bit jealous. Turns the vibe to shambles

  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • It was done laparoscopic. 4 small incisions in my abdomen. I was given tramadol, 600 mg ibuprofen, and told to switch between the ibuprofen and OTC Tylenol every 6 hours and take the tramadol as needed. The ibuprofen has been working well, but the Tylenol doesn't really help so I take 1/2 a tramadol if I can't handle the pain before I am due to switch to ibuprofen.

  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • Oh fuck that's hard but one thing definitely sticks out. When I was young, every night it seemed, before my dreams started, I would float out of my bedroom window in a ray of light, still covered by my blankets. When the dreams ended, I floated back into my bed and then removed up.

    My theory is that my dreams were heavily influenced by watching the x-files with my mom, or I was one of those regularly abducted backwoods Appalachia folks you hear about on the History channel at 3 pm on a Tuesday

  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • I had recurring endometriosis and my doctor and I decided to just get rid of everything except my ovaries to prevent future surgeries. I don't want kids and I'm gay, so I don't need a uterus anyway. I've only wanted this for 12 years, but it took a long time to find a doc willing to even consider it.

  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • Oh fuck that's so hard. Like, I think memes are the best thing ever unironically because they transcend so many barriers of communication, but I can't choose just one as my fave. Tho dat boi lives fondly in my heart.

  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • Honestly, the biggest help from my friends is them listening to me bitch about it all. There's some bits that I only bitch about to the women (specifically the vaginal pain stuff) because my male friends would undoubtedly get uncomfy by it.

    I'm a person who complains a LOT to process pain and emotions and stuff so I'm just spam texting in moments of intense pain and it helps and my friends are super understanding.

    My mom helped out with my dogs the first two days post-op, which was great. She also delivered gas-x which is a must have medication. The gas pain alone made me think I was gonna die.

  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • Flemish giants. They're just so absurdly big

  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • Honestly didn't think of this until you mentioned it. 10/10 gonna use this retort as soon as I can lmao

  • I had a hysterectomy on Thursday and recovery is boring and painful. Do y'all have any questions for me?

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  • No, but I got pics of my uterus while it was still inside of me. I wanted pics of it in the surgeon's hand for size reference but that wasn't allowed. 🙄

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    What app/program do you wish existed and what does it do that you've not found elsewhere?

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  • I work in IT and we get at least a dozen broken QuickBooks tickets a week. I fucking hate intuit and their products

  • When was your house built?

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  • 1910!

    I bought it in 2022. It's tiny but mine lol

  • How you all doing rn?

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  • Thank you so much

  • How you all doing rn?

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  • Today I'm anxious, exhausted, and struggling with my self-worth. Honestly might just go to bed early and try to sleep it off

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    My dog gets upset when I play Minecraft. How do I make him see that Minecraft is great.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    how should I tell my new trashy neighbors to keep their puppy off my property

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    how serious is a slightly chipped front tooth?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Does anyone here know a lot about finding replacement cords for electric blankets?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    People who have had severe foot/ankle/leg injuries, what kind of shoes feel the best on you?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    what's something you're into that you don't want anyone you know irl to know about?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What would you put in duck stew?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What are your best air fryer/oven recipes?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    I've recently gotten into coloring. what should I do with the crazy amount of finished coloring pages? Most are mandalas and all have bright colors

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What are some good questions to ask your boss during your yearly review?

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    What does someone who doesn't know shit about investing and retirement and stuff need to know about 401ks?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What's the most satisfying thing that's happened at a job you've had?

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    I am in one of those walking boot cast things for the foreseeable future. I bought sharpies to decorate it so it isn't as terrible. How should I decorate it?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    My incisions from ankle surgery have hit the itchy stage of healing and it's driving me crazy

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    My beagle has suddenly started resource guarding random stuff. What should I do to get this behavior to stop?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Are there any communities here where I can share NSFW medical images?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What do you think happened to the hikers in the Dyatlov Pass Incident?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    How can a naturally anxious person keep from worrying while laid up in bed with a broken ankle and leg?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What are some good (and free) webcomics?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Any advice for someone who broke bones that need surgery to fix?