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Lost_My_Mind

@ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world

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  • Do people who have bad relationship with their parents care about "insults" like "I fucked your mom last night"? Or do you just not care?

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  • I always used this:

    "I fucked your mom last night!"

    "Ew. You need to get yourself tested..."

  • PetSmart won't let you leave a review if you have adblockers on

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  • "I was going to leave 3 stars. Product was meh. But I dropped it to 1 stars because I had to turn off my adblock just to leave this review.

    Do not buy this product. They know it's bad. That's why they want less reviews from people who won't turn off adblock."

    Response from our management: "We're sorry you're having issues. Please accept this coupon for 10% off your next purchase!"

    This is how I expect their bot to respond.

  • Can I make a Bluetooth button to skip YouTube ads on the computer?

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  • OP: Can I get a button?

    Everyone in this thread: Use adblock

    This guy: GIVE GOOGLE MONEY!!!

  • Can I make a Bluetooth button to skip YouTube ads on the computer?

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  • Been using uBlock for like 10 years.

    Very occasionally, like once every 2 years, youtube acts funky. I don't even update. I just deal with it, and a day or two later it goes back to normal.

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    Women and men and consensual sex

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  • Sex - shame

    No sex - shame

    Sex with unwilling young teenagers - AT LEAST two different presidents of the united states that we know of.

  • Maybe most of society doesn't have much critical thinking because those who get those "critical thinking" genes go crazy from overthinking things and therefore fail to pass on the genes.

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  • No no. It's far easier an explaination.

    I have critical thinking skills. I see the world is hot garbage. I see the ecconomy is not only harsh,but DESIGNED to be harsh. We live in a 2 income household society. You're EXPECTED to have a partner who makes a full time living, while you ALSO have a full time living.

    I do not have a partner. I can barely afford rent. I somehow don't qualify for SNAP, even before the defunding. Which means most days I just don't eat.

    Why the FUCK would I want children?

    Meanwhile, if I didn't have critical thinking skills, I might just go out, fuck a bunch of women. Be dumb enough to not wear condoms, and now have 18 different kids with 23 different women. Obviously I'd be an absentee father in these kids lives. And the women willing to have sex with that version of me wouldn't be very bright either.

    The end result is the dumb version of me would have dumb kids with dumb women.

    The smart version of me doesn't have, and isn't planning on having kids.

  • When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation/sleep-mode"?

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  • Don’t drink caffeine either, well not after waking up.

    Are you saying you sleepwalk, and drink coffee while sleeping? Because, that's kind of impressive.

  • Windows 11 could actually become the same kind of mistake Sony made with the PS3

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  • Lets not forget too that Sony ever only started making video games at all because Nintendo thought they had such strong market share that they could bully Phillips AND Sony. Phillips ended up being a little bitch, and didn't do anything noteworthy. But Sony? Sony bent Nintendo over a barrel, and took their lunch money.

    And then waited 10 years to make the same exact mistake.

  • Female tourist takes down phone-snatcher in Argentina

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  • I wish they weren't corrupt, rapists, murderers, and recently, kidnappers.

  • Female tourist takes down phone-snatcher in Argentina

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  • I think everything you just said with many words, is what he said with few words. You're both in agreement.

  • Salt and a battery

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  • Always a catch....

  • Elon Musk’s dad on the prospect of the U.S. becoming less white: “This will be very very bad. You want to see the U.S. go dark? Do you want to go back to the jungle?”

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  • I would jizz so god damned hard if he were being interviewed on CNN or MSNBC or ABC or whatever news, and the interviewer just straight to his face said your post, word for word, straight to his face.

    Can I crowdsource funding to make this happen? I want this to happen. I want it televised.

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    What's a 'common sense' thing that you genuinely don't understand, and have been too embarrassed to ask about until now?

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  • To be fair, there's a baby picture of me. I'm no more than 5 days old. I look like I'm already sick of life's shit.

    What can I say? This world has just always been full of bullshit, and I hsve no tolerance.

    Like shrinkflation. My last bottle of Dawn said 70oz. The one I bought last week was $0.70 more expensive, and it's 66oz.

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucking bullshit!

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    What's a 'common sense' thing that you genuinely don't understand, and have been too embarrassed to ask about until now?

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  • But I also still consider the Wii a “new” game console

    Because it is. It only came out......

    does the math

    ...........whoa. When did my hair go grey? When did nazis infiltrate the government???

    Jesus christ!!! How long was my nap???

  • If you enjoy napping, you're basically time traveling to a future where you're less tired.

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  • Thats not true at all. My alarm goes off, and I hit snooze, like "Oh, just five more years....."

  • You're given $20,000 USD (or the equivalent in your local currency) to spend, but anything still left by the end of the day you lose for good. What are you spending it on?

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  • So, this is just the dollar store version of Brewsters Millions, then?

  • Governments are like parents who say, "Do as I say, not as I do"

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  • Buddy, I hate to tell you this......but thats not in human nature.

    What I have seen time and time again, is people are herded like sheep. A select few will take advantage of this, and herd the masses to their control.

    Been like this for thousands of years.

  • If we ever find a planet with life in it, we could never set foot on it, because the interaction of the two biologies can have unpredictable consequences

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  • Ah, drat! My one weakness! Claws! Oh, and teeth. So two weaknesses.

    Oh, and spikes.

    Oh, and fire.

    Pointed rocks.

    Long falls off of cliffs.

    Ok, I have many weaknesses!

  • what would you do with an old dell server?

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  • ........who has free electricity, and how do I get in on that?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    If I were a waiter, I would describe the days soup as "Very hot, and very wet"

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    In the star wars holiday special, there's a segment where Princess Leia sings. This act retroactively makes her a legitimate Disney princess.

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    You either know what cute aggression is, and understand it...or you think the concept makes a person sound like a future serial killer who's going around squeezing the life out of puppies.

  • Star Trek Social Club @startrek.website
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    Ok, now I need this.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Why are ghosts never racist?

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    Would racism in the USA still exist if humans had automated robots in the 1800s?

  • Videos @lemmy.world
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    Conan visits a German dominatrix

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    What would happen if Punxsutawney Phil comes out, and immediately dies?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Sometimes the advice "just be yourself" is bad advice.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    What would happen if somebody kidnapped the president?

  • Nintendo @lemmy.world
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    The Switch 2 BETTER have this feature...

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    If a play is defined as a performance told by a set of actors, engaging in a story as written for the capturement of emotion...then The Harlem Globetrotters is a play.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    Should we be worried that my joke from 5 years ago has been relevant at any given time for the past 5 years?

  • Videos @lemmy.world
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    Christmas Specials from 1987 broadcast PEERTUBE

    peertube.tv /w/oZdRSKYyaHkDaDa8Us5y3Q
  • Nintendo @lemmy.world
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    Gaming Historian made me realize why I've always loved Super Mario Bros

  • Linux @lemmy.ml
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    Wouldn't development of ReactOS from a larger community ultimately help ALL OS's?

  • Nintendo @lemmy.world
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    Given what happened the other night, should Nintendo release Jake Paul's Punch-Out?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Why are laundromats sexy?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Ballpitts are never washed. Not even once. However, some kids pee in there. This means there is a 100% chance that all balls in ballpits have been peed on, and not washed at some point.

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    Are the 2020 tick marks where ALL voting in 2020 landed? Or just where early/mail-in voting landed?

    apnews.com /projects/election-results-2024/north-carolina/