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  • Joke’s on you, I pronounce it females

  • She's done what three times now? Vote for Trump?

  • You married your wife because you love her. Her mother-in-law came as a package deal. You can't have one without the other, because she is the one who raised her. Perhaps she did make the wrong choice a year ago, but you can't keep holding it against her. You don't have to agree with her views, you just have to try to accept her regardless, until she softens up on her stance.

    Hate is it not driven out by hate. It's only driven out by Love.

  • Besides voting for Trump, is there anything else problematic with her behavior? Because, you know, everyone can make a mistake, and being a family is about doing your best to accept people regardless of their flaws.

    You say she’s not MAGA, so is it her forcing you into unwanted political conversations or is it the other way around? Because if it’s you who’s constantly pressuring her on his this issue, it kinda isn’t fair for you to complain about it.

  • You mean Hallopinyos?

  • I mean, it’s basically an egg pie with cheese and/or bacon, how could it not be delicious?

  • Walks in with a burrito

    “Behold, a Calzone”

    Walks in with a hot dog

    “Behold, a taco”

    Walks in with an enchilada

    “Behold, sushi”

  • Well, tell it to your momma

  • According to my research, a Ford F-150 is approx. one small adult elephant, or 20 baby elephants. A Fiat 500 is about the same weight as four baby elephants.

  • Yeah but how heavy are 4 baby elephants? Is it more like one adult sized one or more like two?

  • That is the price of living in a democracy.

  • Growing up is getting used to being disappointed again and again.

  • I'm sorry to disappoint you, but they're not great. It's almost as if he made all of this up. You know, like an actor, playing a role.

  • No they’re not, they’re Catholic. It’s literally in the name.

  • A very expensive one, to be sure.

  • The mod log certainly helps, because it leaves a public trail of evidence for each ban, but it ultimately still depends on the server admin, because they are in charge of choosing their mods. But at least no one can ban you from the platform entirely, at worst you can get banned from an entire instance.

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