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MobileTechGuy

@ MobileTechGuy @lemmy.ml

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  • It was always this way

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  • I'm a parent, and I sponsor this message.

  • Toes McYes

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  • Just milking it for more than a decade as well as prong other platforms to continue milking it

  • See?? I'm supporting togetherness

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  • Right?! This was just a low-effort repost to get some laughs. It actually ended up making me laugh hard today with how ridiculous it's gotten.

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  • And the angel of the lord came unto me, Snatching me up from my place of slumber, And took me on high and higher still Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself, And he brought me unto a vast farmland of our own Midwest, And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil; One thousand, nay, a million, voices full of fear, And terror possessed me then, And I begged "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?", And the angel said unto me "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, Tomorrow is harvest day, and to them, it is the holocaust!" And I sprang from my slumber, drenched in sweat, Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"

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  • Well, this escalated rather quickly....

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    MobileTechGuy @lemmy.ml

    Something something The Juniper Tree

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  • It's a joke. Lighten up.

    Also, label it what you want, but I'm a millennial.

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    See?? I'm supporting togetherness

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    MobileTechGuy @lemmy.ml

    Wait until Mom and Dad hear about how famous we are

  • Daaaaaaaaaaaddddddddd!!!!!

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  • ..... and you wanted to share this with the class because....

  • So now I gotta go to medical school??

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  • Challenge time!

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    Daaaaaaaaaaaddddddddd!!!!!

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    Confession time

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    So now I gotta go to medical school??

  • First rule of Fight Club

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  • His name was Robert Paulson.

  • How to handle cables mess behind TV stand?

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  • Cakes, fork and knife and an appetite.

    Cables, I have gotten a larg amount of velcro cable ties to consolidate. As far as where they get down to the floor, I use some sleeving to just tidy it all up.

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    I am Flavortown

  • It's so nice to see them all growing, but this is just the truth, sorry.

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    First rule of Fight Club

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    I'm kind of a big deal

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    Enjoy this perfection

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    I was there when the ancient texts were written

  • Why are you all booing me? I'm right

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  • My old one survived an 8-story fall onto concrete after my wedding. Just crazy durable

  • Ravers got something against this lady...

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  • Love it. Use their own weapons against them

  • My favourite holiday card, from an American to a Brit

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  • Powerful

  • But I love death

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  • Obviously stinging nettle and itchweed