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  • Trying to keep the trash down because we accidentally didn't put it out this week and it's already full. It's a problem.

    I want to eat more turkey but I shouldn't eat all the turkey.

    The cat was MENACE and jumped up and tried to steal the turkey I was eating! I grabbed her and threw her onto the ground. She's fine. She was annoyed and acted as though she was going to try again. Told her I'd yeet her ass again if she tried. She turned around and licked her paws and ignored me lol.

    Mother's cat is doing well. She was given a plate of turkey (tiny bits chopped up) and she ate it all! Very good. She's also eating her dry food. Tomorrow I'll need to restock all the water bowls.

  • I made turkey, gravy from packets, and rolls. Twin made mashed potatoes, cause otherwise that would have been a box mix as well.

    It was fine. I already got the rest of the meat off best I could. I hate the feeling of grease on my hands but it's much much quicker to yank a carcass apart that way.

    Husband's stomach is feeling bad now and I'm just exhausted. I can't deal with multiple people being sick well, when I'm one of them that's sick.

  • Part of the gift was my game is solo player even though my twin owns the switch. They won't run around and do islandy things!

  • Playing Animal Crossing New Horizons and it's snowing on my island! I think this is the first possible day for it.

    The little villagers are wearing coats and hats its so fucking cute!

  • My inner child just cries a whole lot.

    She also wants a pink bicycle and a pretty purple helmet though.

  • Maybe if I suggest it to the local grocery store, they'll do the same...hm.

  • Have medical for now. One of those things the USA is taking away. I'll miss you, obamacare. I'll miss have health insurance.

    Guess if I get cancer I'll just have to throw molotovs around and take the government with me.

    For the sake of not being visited by the government in question, that is a joke.

  • Tomorrow I get to go get an upper endoscopy, so they probably knock me out (or at least twilight sleep my ass), and I get a camera shoved in through my mouth to look at my stomach.

    I was in Waiting Mode from 2pm until...fifteen minutes ago when they called. I fucking hate my body goes into Waiting Mode. Need to piss? WHAT IF THEY CALL? Bored out of mind reading nothing? WHAT IF THEY CALL?

    Ignore the fact they called my mobile. Which I can. You know. Take with me into the bathroom.

    Regardless, appointment time gained. Nothing by mouth after midnight, twin gets to deal with my knocked out ass later. Hopefully it all goes well.

  • I am always like "This is yet another joke" and it's not today! A delight!

  • From Rewatch With Love, if you like James Bond rewatch podcasts. Finished now so you could watch/listen to them all.

  • I watched a YouTube video about the plot and showing which timelines were where and it hurt my head lol

  • Mother's cat is home now and I had a short talk with mom about maybe the cat should come over for one week out of months mom is not traveling because the cat routinely does better, eats more, etc, when here. Her husband would love if the cat just moved here but absolutely not.

    But as the cat is a messy little angel, time to clean.

    Sheets removed and washed with the things used to clean husband's cpap. Try to wash the blanket but if too big, dry cleaners. Vacuum. Empty cat litter holder. Clean all cat water bowls including electric fountain.

    I'd start the apple butter today but the crockpot needs washing so I guess emptying and washing that.

  • The green part of the tomato? The stem and such? Lovely, amazing scent.

  • I was told all the things that could go wrong when I was a kid, and then my mother was all, why not have a kid, and I was just

    "CAUSE IT'S A NIGHTMARE???" lol

  • Or just wait for your identical twin to buy a device that does six eggs at a time! It's what I did.

    This, however, makes way more than 6 eggs so it's really good for when I need to make a bunch of deviled eggs, thanks!

  • Dear Mallow!

    Being indoors is great! It's climate controlled, free of predators trying to eat you, has food, water, AND the humans clean up your poop after you! You should come on inside!

    End letter to mallow

    I'm doing....okay. We're going to go get apples today and I'll make apple butter soon. The kitten is doing okay although it's like, time for her to whine about....idk. Cat stuff.

    Mother's cat is good. Mother's cat is a nudge though and needs all all all my attention lately. I'm hiding in the living room with the kitten.

    The kitten is going eeeeee and aaaaaaa (whining)

  • I do because I mean to make chocolate chip banana bread, they get ripe, I turn away, oh FUCK they're bad lmfao.

  • To be fair to the guy, the workers also did have walkies, but a different type. Also they were all wearing that vest toys r us use to wear. But I was a kid, and a short one!

    It was also Christmas eve. The place was paaaaaaaaacked.

  • Oh yes they had a Toys R Us in times Square. We actually went there that year we visited dad. We all had walky talkies with us from his work so we're using them. A guy comes up and asks where the bathroom is.

    "No idea?"

    "But you work here!"

    "No I don't? I'm a kid?"

    "Oh. But the walky talky-"

    "Oh, no. Family has them"

    He grunted and left lmao.

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Water Boil Advisory

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    Cornish Game Hen!

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What is the most quintessential 90s movie?