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SatansMaggotyCumFart

@ SatansMaggotyCumFart @piefed.world

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  • People who say 'the rich get richer, the lazy live for free, and the middle class pays for it all' don't realize how expensive it is to be poor and how close middle class is to being below the poverty

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  • That reminds me of a joke.

  • How much money do you think those generic porn sites that just link to other porn sites make?

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  • Hahaha you did the thing!

  • Can we have a healthy life only with fruits or fruits and plants combined alone, and if not why?

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  • As long as you're not a cat.

  • Why civilians don't crowdfund bribe money for politicians?

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  • Isn't this just taxes with extra steps?

  • [NSFW] How do you deal with a high sex drive in a dry spell?

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  • Always here for an assist.

  • [NSFW] How do you deal with a high sex drive in a dry spell?

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  • With a couple fingers in your ass.

  • Cant be!/s

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  • Trump spent years telling everyone about that.

  • Cant be!/s

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  • I thought they hired Hunter Biden to create COVID in their bio-reactors.

  • Cant be!/s

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  • No, just great leader of his people.

  • Cant be!/s

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  • People of any religion can be a piece of shit like Netanyahu or a great leader like Zelenskyy.

  • Needs a wedding ring

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  • It did.

  • Saved my parents 2015 MBA

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  • I dual boot Linux mint on it now but I should try oclp because I love getting iMessages on it for work.

  • Saved my parents 2015 MBA

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  • Have you had luck with oclp?

  • Saved my parents 2015 MBA

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  • I haven’t had to go that route yet because they’re still doing security updates for the last os that’s officially supported on it.

  • Saved my parents 2015 MBA

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  • My 2015 MacBook Pro is still getting updates.

  • If you enjoy napping, you're basically time traveling to a future where you're less tired.

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  • Speedrunning to death.

  • YSK: How to perfectly seal a bag of chips (or anything similar) without any clips or ties.

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  • Yeah I am confused as shit and I think I rolled my foreskin right off.

  • Brushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.

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  • Just some random toes I had laying around.

  • Brushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.

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  • Last time I put an owl pellet and two toes up there you should have seen their expression!