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  • Jorch rule

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  • Jorch thread

  • pick up or rule

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  • The bottom right has a CUM button 😆

  • Why do Lemmy users rarely use emoticons?

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  • Why do Lemmy users rarely use emoticons?

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  • ⊂⁠(⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠*⁠⊂⁠)

  • Why don't rabies infected humans act like rabies infected animals

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  • My sister used to regularly bite me when she was angry. In her teens. No she's not mentally disabled. 🤷

  • Why don't rabies infected humans act like rabies infected animals

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  • Oh no, we're all just more concerned about affording to survive, and can't be bothered to remember a detail about a disease from hundreds of years ago that is no longer a threat whatsoever.

  • which ones do you think I missed?

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  • You know, you're a real piece of work.

  • What is your unpopular flim opinion

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  • I still go back and watch Spy Kids 3D like once a year. It's just so visually unique and the plot isn't half bad.

  • save this rule

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  • I save lots of 2000s kid's shows, for when my future kids grow up. No telling when they'll become lost media. I use filebot to automatically rename the files to TVDB standards, and so far I've collected 8tb. Do I have a problem?

  • What is the workaround for regionally locked DVDs?

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  • MakeMKV

  • Looking at you Ionic, Tauri, ...

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  • Bruh. Phones are just essentially ARM + Linux pocket PCs.

  • Looking at you Ionic, Tauri, ...

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  • But my beloved Netscape! How will I possibly learn a new browser? I'm too old to learn!

  • Uhhh oh

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  • TC on open source evangelists

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  • Yeah but I wanted my car fixed. Sure I'm riding my bike while it's broken, but I want to fix my car.

  • Uhhh oh

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  • Lmao no it's definitely one person in one body.

  • TC on open source evangelists

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  • No you have it backwards. More like

    "hey, this car I bought for a couple grand is being fucky"

    "nah man fuck buying a car. Leave that one in the ditch out back, and start driving this one my buddies made and have been fixing for years. Yeah it breaks a lot but hey it's free. Oh you wanna keep using your old car, you just need an oil change? Bitch, what did I say? Use mine."

    Oh yeah btw, that new car, gas and brake are reversed. Nonono it's ok just get used to it or you're a dumbass

  • TC on open source evangelists

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  • "Hey, so my car is making a weird noise" "Just go out and get a different car then"

  • Metal Rule

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  • I tweaked it a bit:

    HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and bangs the princess.

    POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

    FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave… without the princess.

    VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, robs the princess and burns the castle before leaving.

    DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, fucks her again, then leaves.

    BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, and drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.

    DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert.

    PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon leaves out of boredom. The protagonist arrives at the princess’s bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year at the conservatory. The princess wishes he was the HEAVY METAL protagonist.

    GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

    NU METAL: The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but his baggy clothes catch fire. The recording of his screams sell millions of copies.

    GRINDCORE: The protagonist arrives, makes weird screeching noises for about 2 minutes and then leaves.

    INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing a greasy overcoat, flips off the dragon and gets escorted out by security guards.

    EMOCORE: The protagonist and his friends get a ride from his mother to the castle. He kills the dragon with some awesome arm-spinning and spin-kicking while his friends watch with their arms crossed. The princess laughs at the protagonists ridiculous hair and the boys leave in tears, saying she was a bitch anyways so whatever.

    PUNK: The protagonist hitchhikes to the castle, asks the dragon for some bucks, buys some cans of beer, gets pissed, calls her a “monarchist cunt” and “commerce bitch” and leaves the castle on the city bus.

    POP ROCK: The protagonist arrives in a limo. The dragon lets them in as long as they sign an autograph for its mom who is a big fan. The protagonist leaves with the princess and they get married for a total of 3 days. The protagonist writes 2 albums about her.

    GOTHIC METAL: The protagonist arrives along with a cold wind of winter in the middle of the night, frustrates the heck out of the dragon until it dies of fear and desolation, comes to the princess and asks her how to remove makeup without clogging his pores.

    METALCORE: The protagonist does some epic headbanging, accidentally knocking the dragon out. Then he storms off in anger because the dragon wasn't supposed to be defeated until the 3rd song

    COMEDY METAL: The protagonist happens to be Jack Black, and fucks the dragon while singing about his kielbasa

  • Let's Play AQ-10 • If there is an interruption, I can switch back to what I was doing very quickly

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    Hotdog rule!?!?

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    Steamed vegetarule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Cheese rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Cabbage soup rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Cat stepped on my rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Pickle rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Bicycle rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Cyberchase rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Gone for 5 minutes and my side was stolen rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Sink rule