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TheImpressiveX

@ TheImpressiveX @lemm.ee

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  • What do Finnish people brew coffee with when they're angry?

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  • Great joke!

    A coffee percolator is a type of pot used for the brewing of coffee by continually cycling the boiling or nearly boiling brew through the grounds using gravity until the required strength is reached. The grounds are held in a perforated metal filter basket.

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    | Finnish | English | | :---: | :---: | | perkele | damn |

  • Trending Communities for Thursday 13th March 2025

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  • If I'm not mistaken, [email protected] is the most active movie community on Lemmy. Well done indeed!

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  • Impressively.

  • Linux distros if they were high school stereotypes

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  • Debian: the bookworm (heh), and the one who does everyone's homework.

    Fedora: the popular rich girl.

    Arch: the insufferable geeky nerd who reminds the teacher about the homework.

    Mint: the new kid.

    ChromeOS: the one who is desperately trying to fit in and be cool.

    Manjaro: the one who vapes in the bathrooms.

    Ubuntu: Tries to be like the bookworm, but reads comics instead of novels.

    Gentoo: the perfectionist who insists on doing every part of the group project.

    LFS: the principal.

  • Oh how the turn tables

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  • "He who plays with toys should see to it that he himself does not become a toy. And if you gaze for long into plastic, the plastic gazes also into you."

    — Friedrich Nietzsche

  • Lemmy, what is your "I'm calling it now" prediction for the next 10 years?

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    Retailers who pack & ship HDDs right?!

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  • What's your favorite post-credits scene in a movie?

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  • Only the one from the movie of all time.

  • What type of content did the farmer make when he joined social media?

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  • What was he trying to do, farm karma?

  • dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US?

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  • The people you need to hear from aren't using Lemmy.

  • Ask me anything, and then edit the comment to make my reply look bad.

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  • Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?

  • Linux is not magic.

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  • There's a kernel of truth to that statement.

  • Firefox translation is not holding back! LOL

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  • Why does Zuck look like Logan Paul? Is he stupid?

  • "Deleted by creator" sounds like the poster was destroyed by God.

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    Linux users don't customize their systems all that much?!

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  • When I first started out, I used to customize my system constantly. Then I switched to KDE Plasma, and aside from a few minor configs, I'm completely satisfied with Breeze.

  • After many hours of failed attempts, I finally drove a spike through my window.

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  • We all saw right through this joke.

  • I am finally 100% open source

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  • Do people who don't know how to (deliberately) think of ideas exist?

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  • I'm not sure, I can't really think of anyone like that.