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- @[email protected] (2025 - present)
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What do you call a broke Santa?
A hilarious attempt at phishing.
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When is the only time Christmas comes before Thanksgiving?
At what point do you stop calling the years "two thousand and X" and start calling them "twenty X"?
What is a panther's favorite game show?
What do you call a child that refuses to take a nap?
Did you hear about the new broom model that was released?
What do you call a dog that is also a magician?
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Is there ever a situation where a doctor can legally refuse to render aid to someone?
Why don't we just gather up all the ocean's trash and all the nonrecyclables, put them in a rocket, and launch it into the sun?
What was something you learned too late in life?
When corporations scrape academic papers, it's justified. When individuals do it, it's inexcusable.
I'm not sure if this is the right community for this, but this is my 1,000th Lemmy post.
How do ghosts play the piano?
The official Nintendo Museum appears to be emulating SNES games on a Windows PC, which is slightly embarrassing
The official Nintendo Museum appears to be emulating SNES games on a Windows PC, which is slightly embarrassing
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Why did the student fail the final exam at magician school?
Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floor?
I like the second one the best. Well done!