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  • Kill James Bond

  • That's an organ. An Orgasm is individual form of life, such as a bacterium, protist, fungus, plant, or animal, composed of a single cell or a complex of cells.

  • They're asking what you would do differently

  • Not in public anyway

  • Booo!

  • Definitely Uncle Joke territory 🤣

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    How do you know when a witch is driving down the street?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Why were the two witches such good friends?

  • Tape: invented

    Tape worms: come into existence

  • Great plot idea, but it felt repetitive after a while

    Who's your father?

    I'm your father!

    Psych! I'm not your father!

    No, seriously, I'm your father

    Or am I???

  • I don't get it...

  • I agree with you 🙃

    I guess we're in our own echoes chamber

  • Ha! Nice!

  • Zinfandoodle

    Labernet

    Shienti

    Pomsecco

  • Like early Reddit, when we migrated from Digg

  • Less content, but less toxic too

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Beaches are a part of the bottom of the ocean

  • No, hand ball is what I do in my private time. You're thinking of roclette

  • Yes

  • That's what most Americans already eat and can afford, they are smell-deaf to it

  • With a cloth coming out the top to wipe your hands? And a lighter to keep warm?

  • “Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker.” - Job apparently

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What TV Show or Movie Drinking Game would kill the most people with alcohol poisoning?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    At any moment you could have a moment that you think about for the rest of your life.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    When I worked at Medieval Times

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    If you had a huge slingshot, how much rubber band would you need to send a spaceship into space?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Why we don't build houses with silver nails

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    There is no Tomorrow, only more Today

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Could you grind up a loaf of bread back into a flour and make a new loaf of bread?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Roman numerals could be based on what your hand looks like when you count.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Are the Roman numerals based on what your hand looks like when you count?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I bought a lemon from a rude, arrogant farmer.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    No, it's not

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I gave my landlord a set of high-end headphones in lieu of my monthly cheque.