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- Posts
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- Joined
- 2 yr. ago
Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world Which food gives you the best bowel movement?
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If you put your D in a Crow
Dad Jokes @lemmy.world How do you know when a witch is driving down the street?
Dad Jokes @lemmy.world Why were the two witches such good friends?
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world Beaches are a part of the bottom of the ocean
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Do you think trump croaked?
Asklemmy @lemmy.ml What TV Show or Movie Drinking Game would kill the most people with alcohol poisoning?
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world At any moment you could have a moment that you think about for the rest of your life.
Dad Jokes @lemmy.world When I worked at Medieval Times
No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world If you had a huge slingshot, how much rubber band would you need to send a spaceship into space?
Dad Jokes @lemmy.world Why we don't build houses with silver nails
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world There is no Tomorrow, only more Today
No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world Could you grind up a loaf of bread back into a flour and make a new loaf of bread?
Showerthoughts @lemmy.world Roman numerals could be based on what your hand looks like when you count.
No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world Are the Roman numerals based on what your hand looks like when you count?
Dad Jokes @lemmy.world I bought a lemon from a rude, arrogant farmer.
Memes @lemmy.ml No, it's not
Dad Jokes @lemmy.world I gave my landlord a set of high-end headphones in lieu of my monthly cheque.
Surely eating a banana has more exposure than just holding it