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@ Tugboater203 @lemmy.world

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  • Where do you go to buy donuts, Cherrios, Life Savers and bagels?

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  • They are to 5 year olds.

  • What is a witches favorite subject in school?

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  • My daughter thought so too.

  • What do near sighted ghosts wear?

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  • I'm special and can't get the spoiler markdown to work on mobile

  • Why did my coffee taste like dirt?

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  • You two knock it off, or you're grounded

  • Why did my coffee taste like dirt?

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  • I've been a dad for a while, so the well is deep.

  • Did I ever tell you the story about the time I went mushroom hunting?

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  • I got kicked out of the park the other day for organizing the squirrels by height....

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  • If they don't at least roll their eyes or breathe a little snort out of their nose, then I'll post a worse one tomorrow.

  • I bought a thesaurus the other day but when I went to use it all the pages were blank...

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  • And also, angry.

  • What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

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  • It's replies like this that convince me that 90% of Lemmy is on the spectrum

  • I get upset when people say age is only a number.......

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  • I'm an oddball for Lemmy, I'm not a dev and I don't use Linux.

  • I'm reading a book on lubricants...

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  • How do you cope with the amount of shit that goes on in the world?

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  • I help out at the local food bank and spend a lot of time on Imgur looking at not politics

  • Since America's namesake Amerigo Vespucci was an immigrant, what should the United States of America be renamed to? (no wrong answers)

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  • Whatever the Cherokee word for "stolen land" is.

  • What Youtube channels would you recommend, that have less than a million subscribers?

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  • Now that it's Christmas Eve, what are you all planning to do for either Christmas or Christmas Eve?

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  • Same. I hope you have an easy shift

  • Weirdest Plot Premise to a Music Video?

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  • Dating myself a bit, but Men Without Hats " Safety Dance" is a clear indicator of how much cocaine was consumed in the 80s.

    https://youtu.be/nM4okRvCg2g

  • What is the smallest unit of measure you can use at Thanksgiving?

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  • I tell them to mine, but they're in their 20s.

  • What is the smallest unit of measure you can use at Thanksgiving?

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  • That might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!

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    If the Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do College students travel on?

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  • You're right, I'll delete it.