Why don't mummies take time for themselves?
Why don't mummies take time for themselves?
Why don't mummies take time for themselves?
Why do ghosts hate rainy Halloweens?
What do you call a chicken that haunts your house?
What do witches use in their hair?
What is a witches favorite subject in school?
Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together?
What do near sighted ghosts wear?
Why do melons have weddings?
I trained my dog to bring me a glass of wine on command....
Why do ghosts speak Latin?
Why did my coffee taste like dirt?
I'd like a career cleaning mirrors...
How many stormtroopers does it take to change a light bulb?
I went to a silent auction the other day......
I gave a list to my handyman the other day, but he only did numbers 1, 3 and 5
I had a quiet game of tennis yesterday.....
Where do pumpkins have their meetings?
I tried to start a professional Hide and Seek league.
I started a band called 999 megabytes...
Did I ever tell you the story about the time I went mushroom hunting?
Then it wouldn't be a Thanksgiving joke.