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@ ZDL @lazysoci.al

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  • What do you have after eating a big bowl of alphabet soup? A vowel movement.

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  • I got your vowel movement here:

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  • What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?

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  • Sweet potatoes and yams are different things.

  • If you have any questions, get over here.

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  • I'm approximately 99.44% positive that at no point would "Liu" be pronounced as "Lu" in any dialect of Chinese.

    Seeing as they already have the perfectly cromulent "Lu" available for that sound.

    Romanizations are by definition sound-based, unlike characters.

  • Coral reefs

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  • Have your +1 you hateful bastard.

  • If you have any questions, get over here.

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  • How is it pronounced there?

  • If you have any questions, get over here.

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  • ... It does?

    How is that name pronounced in the west? Here it would be pronounced something kinda/sorta like "LEE-OWE KAHNG" Each one syllable (the first being a diphthong). The latter syllable is difficult to transcribe into an English word. I can't think of a word in English that has that vowel sound precisely, but it's basically the "a" in "father", not in "cask".

    (Now be glad I didn't explain Laura Luo's family name...)

  • If you have any questions, get over here.

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  • I don't get it.

  • Amerikkka land of the jailed (But China is defo AuThOrITarIAn!!)

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  • You have committed the grave error of credibility by getting the most obvious and trivially checked facts of something (a name) wrong.

    I think you'll find the "reeducation camp" is called a "school" in common English. If you want to go for the melodramatic name, however, no skin off my nose.

  • Amerikkka land of the jailed (But China is defo AuThOrITarIAn!!)

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  • Who the Hell is Xi Xinping?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    ZDL @lazysoci.al

    I'm a huge fan of tower clocks.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    ZDL @lazysoci.al

    Inside of you there are two wolves, according to proverb.

  • So this is math, is it?

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  • ... Really? Please explain.

  • So this is math, is it?

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  • It's not "Distance Raptor" or "Time Raptor" or even "Veloci Raptor". It's Distanceraptor. All one word. Or Timeraptor or Velociraptor.

    I mean otherwise it would be:

    D~istanceraptor~

    T~imeraptor~

    And that leaves us with:

    Dstanc

    Tm

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    ZDL @lazysoci.al

    So this is math, is it?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    ZDL @lazysoci.al

    I'm friends with only 25 of the letters of the alphabet.

  • Important pricing information

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  • Take your upvote, you horrible bastard!

  • How do you know you're in the right relationship, or how do you realise you're in the wrong one?

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  • Jesus say: Blessed are they who honour the wise of every nation, and make not mockery in their name: for they shall inherit respect among all peoples.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    ZDL @lazysoci.al

    I hate how they go down but come right back up again, over and over.

  • I found a wallet containing a nice sum of money.

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  • My dad once picked up a beautiful hitchhiker. In the course of the drive she claimed to be a witch who could turn him into anything she wanted. My father, being very skeptical, asked her to prove it. She whispered some magic words in his ear and, sure enough, he turned into a motel.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    ZDL @lazysoci.al

    I found a wallet containing a nice sum of money.

  • When going to France you are only permitted a single egg.

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  • Seth who now?

    🤭

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    ZDL @lazysoci.al

    When going to France you are only permitted a single egg.

  • With the cost of so many things going up, it's nice to see that writing paper remains stationary.

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  • cough

    Stationery.

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  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    ZDL @lazysoci.al

    How do you think the unthinkable?

  • We don't know who stole our teaspoons, but we suspect they're stirring up trouble somewhere.

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  • TAKE YOUR DAMNED UPVOTE YOU HATEFUL BASTARD!

  • What is the most musical instrument?

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  • I must confess to requiring assistance here.