Santa Claus is real, and the reason why most of you don't believe in him anymore is because you were naughty kids.
The only reason I still believe in him is because I heard the sleigh bells. I was a naughty child, too.
What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life?
Everyone on the planet gets soul transplanted into their complete and total opposite. How fucked/blessed are you?
What things do you tell yourself about yourself inside of your own head?
How did each of the gods die, and what did we get from them?
Scifi question about time travel:
I mean, it could also be a "like" potion.
You drink the potion and everyone you meet just kind of likes you.
Of course, if it goes wrong, then everyone you meet likes you a little bit too much. And that's when you would need that restraining order potion sprunt mentioned.