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  • functions

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  •  bash
        
:(){:|: &};:
:(){:|: &};:

  • functions

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  • The intention was to provide a longer version for the first step of the ladder.

  • Easy way to remember the OSI model

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  • ISO is a theoretical model on how things work, suitable for teaching and for reference. In reality, there are only 4 layers and not the finely chiseled concern-separating layers at the bottom.

  • functions

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  •  javascript
        
function() {}

  • What is this way of thinking called? I see it a lot and sometimes it bothers me...

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  • That’s an argument ad hominem. That bad person endorses this thing, therefore that thing must be bad.

  • Removed

    apparently, the T button dosent exist for some people

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  • Because the internet revolves around communication and communication is fostered by standardization such as consistent spelling. If you don’t want to communicate in a way people easily understand, then don’t. Pretending to adhere to the rules and then throwing a curve ball throws a lot of people off for no purpose, including me. That’s why it’s annoying.

  • Programming for the first time

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  • I think the idea is that this might get upvoted a lot and turns out to be the first comment under this post.

    Also it’s copy-pastable for OP.

  • What's the oldest website that's still alive that you've found?

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  • What's the oldest website that's still alive that you've found?

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  • it has taken on a life of its' own

    That’s an apostrophe mistake I haven’t seen before.

  • What's the oldest website that's still alive that you've found?

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  • Want to play the latest multiplayer games? Just go into your bios settings or upgrade your PC if it doesn't have TPM chip.

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  • Nice of Steam to warn you though.

  • Sad days

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  • Quoting my self from this post’s anti-repost:

     Badly color-blind-friendlied:

  • This is literally me

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  • Not my idea. I literally cited the source.

  • This is literally me

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    1. Rename every file from *.js to *.ts
    2. Set the compiler options
       
           json
 {
   "checkJs": false,
   "allowJs": true,
   "noEmitOnError": false, // so the compiler compiles code it can’t prove right yet. Reset this after you’re done migrating
 }
    3. Install type packages for dependencies that don’t bring type information out of the box, for instance
       
           bash
 npm i -D @types/d3
    4. Add // @ts-nocheck to the beginning of every file.
    5. Go through your project file by file, remove the comment from (4) and add types until the errors are gone. And probably fix some errors along the way.

    Abbreviated from “TypeScript Cookbook” by Stefan Baumgartner.

  • ooc wikipedia

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  •  javascript
        
const that = this

  • applogies

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  • Please take the day off !

    How could this be misunderstood?

  • applogies

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  • What is this magical job where two typos land you a day off, no questions asked?

  • Removed

    Age old discussion

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    Age old discussion

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  • I don’t know if you’re sarcastic or don’t know, and either way it doesn’t matter. Here’s the README from the first commit in git:

     
        
"git" can mean anything, depending on your mood.
 - random three-letter combination that is pronounceable, and not
   actually used by any common UNIX command.  The fact that it is a
   mispronounciation of "get" may or may not be relevant.
 - stupid. contemptible and despicable. simple. Take your pick from the
   dictionary of slang.
 - "global information tracker": you're in a good mood, and it actually
   works for you. Angels sing, and a light suddenly fills the room. 
 - "goddamn idiotic truckload of sh*t": when it breaks
  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    No graphics for you!

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    duh-dum.

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    Providing a checksum without telling you how it was created

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Me today

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    When the boss comes back from his vacation and starts running the company again

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    CSS Gardening

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    CSS Color Names

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    These totally legitimate comments

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    My boss bought me DataGrip today

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    When you’re spending the whole evening thinking about the meme that will put your enemy, who’ll never see it, in his place

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    I had to work with Excel today

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Excel having a stab at dates

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Converting numbers is easy

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Steam Reviews

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Almost every heterosexual has more often pleased someone of their own gender than the opposite one

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    If you consider yourself a Christian and act in self-defence, you don’t truly believe

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
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    Divorcees of Lemmy, why did your marriage end?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Divorcees of Lemmy, why did your marriage end?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Everybody has something to teach you. Some people teach you how not to be.

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    Sorry, Mario, but the software is in a different architecture.