I guess my bike? Have saved loads of money on bus tickets and it's much more reliable too.
Sewing machine pays for itself quite quickly as paying a tailor to repair your clothes is like 1/3 the cost of a brand new sewing machine, so just repair like 3 items of clothing to get your money back.
I also use River. I'd say most Hyprland setups are generic and low-quality (what you'd call "slop") but if it floats your boat go for it.
I think possibly Reddit might have more setups similar to yours, given that Lemmy is smaller. I still see people use the various X11 WMs and have more clean-looking Wayland setups, though, not sure where you've been looking.
If you just want inspiration, just look for like, anything other than Hyprland. Maybe you could search for BSD since I've never seen a BSD setup with Hyprland or all these flashy effects.