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Sarcastic bitch with a wine problem

  • Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

  • My dearly beloved ham sandwich, this is a meme and not a dissertation. You seem to be the only person here taking it this seriously – I doubt folks walked away from this meme completely convinced there's now an epidemic of raccoons breaking into Cybertrucks

  • Or a raccoon with a crowbar

  • Yes I was 100% normal until I saw this, this is definitely what got me all nihilistic

  • Good on you, but people are much less likely to donate like that when compared to the platform itself supporting monetization somehow

  • You know why

  • there's no monetization after the first two are met and some people do youtube for a job.

    The answer that people usually give to this is something like "monetization is evil", because apparently content creators should all work for free

  • Ironic?

    I guess that's as good an explanation as any.

  • Is the answer "we live in a broken world and nothing matters"?

  • Is… is this a real resume? Did an adult make this on purpose?

  • It is. europa.eu is one of the EU's domains, the ec subdomain for that is the EU Commission's, and the eci subdomain under that is for the European Citizens' Initiative (looks like just the petitions themselves are under that domain and the public index is under https://citizens-initiative.europa.eu for whatever reason)

  • Yeah that definitely sounds exhausting. I've had a few chances to work with some absolutely exceptional people who I could trust would do their job to the best of their ability, and then some… well, less than exceptional people who really needed constant hand-holding up to the point of me having to read error messages for them ("what does the error message say? Oh you didn't read it? Well, do the thing again so you get a new one. Ok so it says that the foo failed to flerb: have you tried checking the foo? No? Well, maybe try that and see where it gets you"), and I definitely know which one I preferred.

  • No idea honestly, I just found this lying around on the internet

  • (also, I fucking hate it when people censor the naughty evil words just by covering one letter. Everybody knows what that word is you numpties, either cover the whole thing or don't do it)

  • I will give your suggestion 100% of the careful attention and obedience that it deserves.

    I'll be appropriating this phrase. This requires no further action on your part. Thank your for your cooperation.

  • Well it may be be fuckin important but people have to fuckin eat and have a roof over their fuckin heads, too

  • That's clearly Richard D. James

  • probably too "cringe"

  • Hah my sneaky brain edited that right out, didn't even notice until you pointed it out