Audio Engineer here.
You want Reaper. It's a $60 program but you can keep it in trial mode for as long as you want till you've got the money. Reaper has lots of tutorials available on YouTube and can use industry-standard VST plugins, plus it has enough plugins bundled in to get you started.
That's my attitude too. I'm just trying to see how other people are thinking about it too, y'know? I tend to be deeply pragmatic and wouldn't want to alienate any of my friends or allies, but I can definitely understand why some might be tempted to be less practical and more devout, as you put it.