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paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome

  • this is somehow worse than Black Mirror: Be Right Back

  • i bought too many board games

  • if a woman used this line on me my response would be "wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store"

  • my (uneducated) guess is some combination of catering to degraded attention spans, intentional manipulation of that degraded attention by malicious actors, and somehow it's more profitable for the media companies to do news like this

  • if anthologies are allowed:

    Activision Anthology: Remix EditionAtari AnthologySega Genesis ClassicsNamco Museum ArchivesNintendo World Championships: NES Edition

    I'm a novice gamer, so someone who's got more experience with retro gaming history could probably come up with a list that includes the greatest possible number of titles for preservation

    could we have a link to the video you mentioned?

  • it's referencing an obscure tshirt maker software from the 2000's + a guy editing the default caption to be funnier

    oh man I've heard of the starseed people yeah. they remind me of scientologists

  • I didn't want it to come off that way I'm not affiliated with Planet Clue I just like the shirt ;_;

  • Shirts That Go Hard @lemmy.world

    ...but I'm pretty sure

  • i mean i recently did a contract gig updating a 6 year old legacy codebase in a language I've never used

    oh also I've barely coded anything in my life

    you guessed it, i used an LLM (as the contracter requested, but still...) ¯_(ツ)

    so i keep waffling between "my (then) undiagnosed ADHD would have stunted my CS learning hard enough that I'd barely be any more knowledgeable than I am now anyway" and "despite it being a terrible fucking idea companies are going to try their damnedest to replace all software engineering with vibe coding"

    so i end up back at "at least i have a degree in pipetting and can go get a $20/hr job moving small volumes of liquid back and forth until pipetting robots become cheaper than me"

  • sigh why the fuck didn't I major in CS!?

  • i like superheated steam treated (Silk, Westsoy, Trader Joe's) and freshly made Asian style

    but if it's not treated nor fresh, lipoxygenase wreaks havoc on the oils and makes it godawful yeah

  • 90% of the time i take a nap i do not wake up feeling less tired

  • half of the things i want to say (if I'm lucky) because my brain produces an endless torrent of meaningless overshare-y bullshit that I just have to desperately try to keep out of my painstakingly curated conveyor belt of approved remarks that will hopefully not get me in trouble and/or bore people to death

  • lol people really think they'll be able to make money off of lemmy posts. lmao

  • ayyyy that's my favorite rock. it's a good'n

  • movie theaters are fucking bullshit

    • can't pause movie and go pee
    • can't pause movie and discuss something with the person you're watching with
    • can't rewind when you inevitably zone out so then you just have to not know what the hell happened the past few minutes
    • can't laugh or make jokes too loud or you're an asshole
    • can't eat or drink anything you actually want to, let alone for a not ridiculous price
    • no subtitles
    • the first third of the seats cause neck pain if you sit there
    • seats usually gross

    i am SO thankful i live in an era where i can easily watch movies at home

  • what's going on here?

  • nor should they be piercing blue or green and fuck up the way my room looks in the dark

    (at least the angry dishwasher man agrees with me on this)

  • people who park in the left "lane" of the escalator: jail

    people who install a single-wide escalator: death penalty

  • raises hand lactose intolerantly can we make it cost less if we give up the "-milk" label?

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    another "snap bad" post

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    GET OUT OF MY SYSTEM

  • Privacy @lemmy.ml

    SearXNG search string that uses random instances?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What music video do you wish was a full movie?

  • Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style @lemmy.world

    Cream cheese? Ha! Real New Yorkers top their bagels with ______!

  • Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style @lemmy.world

    Spirits, what's the best city in the world?

  • Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style @lemmy.world

    Spirits, what's the objectively funniest word in the English language?

  • Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style @lemmy.world

    Which job will AI replace next?