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@ jordanlund @lemmy.world

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  • You have an ability that undos the past 24 hours and shifts the world into to a better timeline, but it can fail 50% of the time resulting in an even worse timeline; How do you use this ability?

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  • Is there a changelog to make sure it hasn't already been run a couple of times? 🤔

  • Anyone know any website that can translate English into Sindarin (Elvish language used in the lord of the rings) I've got an amazing tattoo idea?

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  • Googled "Elvish Translator" and found the site by the people who made the ring for the movie.

    https://www.jenshansen.com/pages/online-english-to-elvish-engraving-translator

    Problem:

    The inscription on the ring isn't Elvish. :)

    "‘I cannot read the fiery letters,’ said Frodo in a quavering voice.

    ‘No,’ said Gandalf, ‘but I can. The letters are Elvish, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here."

    You can write French in English letters, but that doesn't make it English. 😉

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    Are most people who illegal street race young teenagers?

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    What superhero has the most 'normal' day job?

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  • Jack Knight from James Robinson's Starman ran a vintage antiques and clothing store.

  • If you could travel back 50 to 60 years and introduce one piece of modern music to a band or a musician of the time, who would you choose and what song would you expose them to?

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  • 50 to 60 years is only going back to 1965-1975, that's not like ancient history or anything...

    Johnny Cash would probably love hearing his cover of Hurt from 2002.

  • I was asked why I was reading a 900-page novel.

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  • I read Stephen King's "Insomnia" in one night.

    When asked how I did it, I said it was easy, I didn't sleep.

  • We are not reading old public domain books because it's not profitable

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  • Anyone can print them so I'm sure someone is trying to make a profit on them. Barnes & Noble has their own store editions of a lot of them and even some non-public domain stuff.

  • what's the dumbest thing your pet has done?

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  • My son's dog has the same problem... He figured out how to escape the back yard, but couldn't figure out how to get back into the back yard.

    So he goes to the neighbors house, rings their doorbell, and gets them to let him back in his house.

  • What is just inexcusable to you?

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  • It really is bottom of the barrel behavior. I really want karma to be real in cases like this.

  • What is just inexcusable to you?

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  • Locally they found card skimmers at dollar stores.

    You're stealing from people who can least afford to be stolen from.

  • what's the dumbest thing your pet has done?

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  • Sit at the base of the wall reaching out a paw for a fly on the ceiling 10 feet up.

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    Question for Marvel nerds: what's your take on Peter Parker's age? Should he stay a teenager or be in his early 20s like in the Insomniac universe?

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  • When I was a kid reading the comics in the 70s, he was a college student. Mid 30's would be a good age.

    The problem is, every time they re-boot, they put him back in high school.

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    What is this?!?!? (Serious)

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  • Pants on a drone? 🤔

  • What was your craziest psychedelic experience?

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  • Went without sleep for 36 hours. Flat surfaces started to ripple like water. I took that as a sign it was time to sleep. 😉

  • Should I get rid of my VHS collection

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  • VHS is low resolution and degrades over time, no reason to keep it unless you have tapes of things that don't exist on better formats.

  • Why don't you wash your hands after using a public bathroom?

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  • I normally do, but I have seen bathroom sinks questionable enough to make me go "No, I'm good!"

  • What are some small inconstancies in your body that makes you unique?

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  • LOL - I don't need bots.

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  • At that rate, #6 will be 18 to 24 months... why would she be interested?