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  • pee(1) rule

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  • No, pipes don't really store it unless they're blocked a long time and even then they don't hold much. They facilitate the pee's transfer to your cat in a child

  • Mythology Rule

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  • Sunburnt Clitoris. Sounds itchy.

  • Spotify Premium User Slams App Over Audiobook Feature

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  • They probably have a bunch of 1 hour 'books' that mess with the average as shorter is cheaper to help pad out their numbers.

    Looking at my personal library, the median length audiobook is The Last Wish at a tad over 10 hours. So it'd be equal to 1.5 books going by that, not the worst marketing exaggeration I've ever seen.

  • Rule Man

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  • You could say finding the Trans Server is their TransMission

  • Actual Diaperule

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  • I mean it's better than your kid going filterless and leaving the turd in the pool.

  • NSFW

    Dad? Rule

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  • Because "fuck" is the objectionable part

  • Gender rule

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  • Ah it's a setting for Text To Speech functionality. Guess they replaced there being just a male and a female voice with there being a list of different voices each identified by a name.

  • A Riveting Read Rule

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  • Such shade against those of us who have had wisdom teeth extracted.

  • Completely normal- ai rule

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  • It's not. The 5-10 figure is originally from an extremely unscientific study from the 1940s meant to spawn distrust of "German" cockroaches. While it absolutely happens the real numbers are much lower. More frequently they enter the anus.

  • Venti Water from Starbucks

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  • Another fun fact, basic means something is alkaline. Coffee and milk are acidic so you're infact not a basic bitch for your pumpkin spice latte

  • r🥛le

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  • If you look at the insta, I'd say just horny "art"

  • r🥛le

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  • Similar idea as here but with... Let's say... chocolate milk.

  • r🥛le

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  • That alt-text is lacking a few minor details.

  • Sony Pictures Explained

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  • That hashtag is so lame, no wonder Madame Web wasn't a huge hit like Morbius!

  • Sony Pictures Explained

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  • That's on marvel

  • I'm new

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  • How were messages communicated back then? Wonder if the messenger forgot the rest of the message and was like "if... Um... Just if ya, those laconic Laconians you know how they are" and that's what got written down in history

  • My weekly submission for moldy monday rule

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  • I hope grey responded "ok" in 2022

  • Starule valley expanded

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  • So that's what those websites ending in ".MIL" are about

  • Got 7 or 8 / 14 rule

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  • He forgot to include "- Can recognize satire"