Pip pip cheerio and so forth, do send the children into the crushing machines for their next shift my dear fellow, for I shall be too busy doing laudunum and working on my pamphlet about the evils of masturbstion.
I was dependent on it once, and took about a kilo and a half a month.
The shit does not fuck you up in the slightest. The downsides: enormous monster shits that clogged every toilet I took a shit in. I removed up after sleeping for four hours and had to take some more kratom. I was a little dozy.
Pros: didn't eat as much. The depression I'd suffered at the time was gone. I was able to keep up a daily exercise regiment and strict diet for almost a year. My add symptoms were pretty much gone. My back pain was nonexistent. I was genuinely content, like all the time.
Neutral: no sex drive at all.
When I decided to get off it I just titrated over two months. The process sucked but I've gone through worse shit.
I've done it shitloads of time since then, and given that the withdrawals sucked have never had an issue with doing large amounts for multiple days in a row. I don't want to.
The shit helped me through a very tough time in my life, caused no long lasting physical side effects, left me with a physique I'd wanted my whole life, a good job, and mostly positive things to say about the experience.
I wouldn't do it again mainly just because it's so fucking inconvenient having to drink green sludge every four hours, but.
Oh no. The horror. What a hell my life became on kratom, ahhhhhh
If I'm sick as a fucking dog I'll take some kratom. Bass boom bass bing I feel infinitely better. It's relatively energizing at lower dosss, more sedating at higher does (though I can't sleep on the stuff, so I'll only take it up to about 6 hours before bedtime).
It takes quite a while and huge fucking doses for dependence to build up, so I stop taking it when I'm not sick anymore.
I think it's funny.