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  • Well first you need to find a willing partner. Doing this can be scary, but there are a lot of folks who are into it and we should never kink shame.

    Next. Be gentle! Getting one’s anus able to be stretched so large is a huge under taking (get it? UNDER taking?). Always start with a finger and SLOWLY work your way up based on your partner’s direction.

    Hygiene. Gloves are your friend. In most cases you can buy gloves that go up to the elbow at your local farming supply store. Also your partner should be encouraged to do a full bowel irrigation. Unless that’s what you’re into. Again no kink shaming here!

    Finally LOTS of lube. There’s no such thing as too much lube in this case. Be generous and use often.

    With these tips you should be able to master at fis-…. Shit. Well this is embarrassing. Yet I’ve come too far.

  • Fun info but title reads like a Buzzfeed listicle from 2015

    “You won’t believe number 4…”

  • Snap. Now I need to write a parody of Avenue Q’s “The Internet Is For Porn” lol

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  • Missed the “my” on the shirt, now I’m just singing a parody in my head to I Love Rock n Roll….

    “I love cranking hog, I put another stain on my sweatpants baby…”

  • I have a few and it can take time depending on how much obviously, but I’ve one that I removed the handle on and replaced with a drill bit. So for laughs when someone complains, I toss it in there and grab the ol power drill lol

  • This is the raddest thing I’ve seen this week 😍

  • This does both to spark my already astounding lack of interest in Nintendo’s latest money grab under the guise of “next gen”

    To me at least, there’s nothing innovative being made at Nintendo anymore, and it seems they can’t even learn from their mistakes.

  • Getting permabanned was one of the best things that happened to me on Reddit.

  • This is why I only put in the minimal to stay off the radar and collect my check.

  • Welp. Time to complete my pirated Trek collection 🤷‍♀️

  • BREAKING: Nintendo Switch 2 to support manual play with hands via controller support. "Possibly," reports insider.

  • Finally! Been looking for these for a long time that weren't stupidly overpriced!

  • It was always kinda grey for me, but once I got my temp ban I said fuck it.