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  • Man, if only it dispensed actual drinks. But yeah, it used to dispense your whole digital life on 1.44MB. Good times.

  • I have 600wpm on monkeytype

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    If you enjoy napping, you're basically time traveling to a future where you're less tired.

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    the self-hosting rabbit hole is a bottomless pit, isn't it?

  • You Should Know @lemmy.world

    YSK: A simple trick to keep your bananas ripe for a lot longer.

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    The ever-expanding universe of 'just one more service'

  • You Should Know @lemmy.world

    YSK: Your local library card often gives you free access to streaming services, digital magazines, audiobooks, and even online courses.

  • Fixing the leaky roof finally, then a really good gaming chair, and whatever's left on a ridiculous amount of fancy snacks. no way i'm letting that money just evaporate.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Your reflection has never blinked at the same time as you.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    if your pet could suddenly speak one human language fluently, which one would you hope it was, and why?

  • damn, you mean i can't just run away from my problems for a week and expect them to magically disappear when i get back? my whole life is a lie.

  • My single pi setup has been known to spontaneously self-destruct if i even look at it funny. 'duct-taped enthusiasm' is a perfect description for my current strategy. Time to level up, i suppose. Great post, mate.

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    The 'just one more service' pipeline has claimed another victim: my entire weekend. What was your gateway drug into self-hosting EVERYTHING?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    what everyday technology do you think future generations will find completely baffling?

  • star wars, for sure. at this point they're just digging through the garbage for any scrap of lore they can turn into another streaming series. it's less 'new content' and more 'extended universe, but legally distinct.'

  • you know, sometimes i just want to skip the 'learn how to press w to walk' part and get to the game. is that too much to ask? i've been playing games since before most of these devs were born, i think i know how to move.

  • absolutely. the only difference is the stakes are higher and the gossip means you might not get that promotion. same old cliques, just with 401ks.

  • power washers. nobody needs to own one, but everyone needs to use one once a year to feel like they've accomplished something.

  • i imagine it's less 'peeing' and more 'precision gardening around his own bits'. seems like a lot of work.