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  • I would have removed your content, too.

  • Our LG washing machine does this once every year and a half almost like clockwork. It will simply refuse to do anything until it is unplugged and then plugged back in.

  • Till the sweat drip down my balls

  • Everything old is new again.

    -Sent from my Palm Pilot

  • Article text:

    Three people were arrested in a Madison car theft Sunday, including the vehicle’s owner, after police say she tracked down the thief and battered him with an ice scraper.

    Madison police were dispatched to a reported vehicle theft on the city’s East Side around 6:30 p.m., according to a statement from police spokesperson officer Stephanie Fryer.

    Shortly after making the report, the woman who owned the vehicle set out with a man to look for it, Fryer said.

    When they found the vehicle in traffic near East Washington Avenue at Stoughton Road, they pulled the man who’d stolen it out of the driver’s side window and beat him to the point that he required stitches, Fryer said.

    The alleged thief, a 34-year-old McFarland man, “actively resisted officers,” for which he was arrested on tentative charges of resisting arrest and operating a motor vehicle without the owner’s consent. He was jailed after being medically cleared at a local hospital.

    The car’s owner, a 32-year-old Madison woman, and a 23-year-old Fitchburg man were taken into custody on tentative charges of substantial battery. The woman also had a probation hold.

    Between Jan. 1 and Dec. 11, 2024, Madison saw 342 car thefts.

  • Your boss should listen to DBAN! Their new stuff sucks but their classics were amazing. They opened for Erasure.

  • What's not funny? The murder part or the rape part?

    Did you miss the whole Weird News thing and think this was humor?

    Elaborate, please. We're dying to hear the reasoning behind your spurious comment.

  • I'll do it for $1495

  • Absolutely correct - some trees are still in the process of losing their leaves.

  • Temperatures neared 50 degrees Saturday afternoon, so the video was hard to believe.

    A motorist was driving a Jeep Cherokee onto the thin ice of Puckaway Lake in Green Lake County, about 55 miles north of Madison.

    As expected, it didn't end well, since there was only about 4 inches of ice on the 5,000-acre lake, an impoundment of the Fox River, according to a Facebook post by the Wautoma Police Department.

    An ice angler on Puckaway Lake in Green Lake County broke through about 4 inches of ice Saturday while trying to return to the Lotus Drive boat landing. The driver escaped wet but appeared to be unharmed.

    Green Lake County Sheriff Joe Konrath said the 62-year-old man from Cambria was unhurt in the incident that was reported to his office at about 3 p.m.

    "He just thought the ice was strong enough to drive on it," Konrath said. "It warmed up pretty good Saturday afternoon, and Puckaway is just the Fox River going through and the water current probably weakened the ice. But he never should have drove on there."

    Two Wisconsin men died in the last few days when they fell through the ice in separate incidents. The state Department of Natural Resources on Friday warned people to exercise caution on the ice, which can look solid even when it's not.

    Mason Koerber, whose uncle Andy Duernberger, of Slinger, took a video of the incident, said the driver had been fishing on the lake near the Lotus Drive boat landing on the lake's northern shore, which is in Marquette County a few miles south of Princeton. After fishing for a few hours, the man tried to return to shore but broke through the ice about 75 yards from shore. The front end of the vehicle plunged through the ice with the back end sticking up into the air.

    The Jeep Cherokee of a 62-year-old Cambria man is seen here on Saturday in Puckaway Lake in Green Lake County. The man escaped through an open window as the vehicle began to sink. ANDY DUERNBERGER

    In the video, the driver, who was the only person in the vehicle, can be seen crawling out the driver's side window, which he appears to have rolled down before driving, and then hoisting himself out of the water onto the ice.

    Koerber, who works in West Bend but is also a volunteer with the Slinger Fire Department and has trained in water rescues, said other people were fishing in the area where the Jeep went through but everybody had walked out, including Duernberger. There were no other cars or trucks or even ATVs on the lake.

    The vehicle was removed Sunday, according to Wautoma Police.

  • Locking thread. Comments are getting off-topic.

  • Bright, shining, blinking, scrolling, red LED-illuminated flags m'dude.

    She needs some therapy on boundaries and impulse control by the sound of it. Then again I'm going off a 5 second read and not a lifetime of experience so I am conceding that I do not know anything for certain.

    I would say 'hey, out of respect for you I am deleting this video, thanks for the gift, please get me a gift card to XYZ next time'. But yeah, first time? Give her the pass. If it happens again, GTFO.

  • Something something hell in a cell with shitty watercolour announcers table

  • Rules act differently for rich people and politicians.

  • I think once the check is cut the car is never fixed. Instead you find an unscrupulous body shop willing to fabricate an invoice for the insurance company for a share of the payout.

  • All I see is *******