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Social media is probably the most insidious weapon of mass destruction nobody ever thought of.

  • How about this for an asshole mod move? I get banned for posting a video that they never watch but call pseudoscience because it debunks pseudoscience, The kicker is this was in a science community.

  • those are your hands. Read the title 😁

  • They used their wrist hourglass 😁

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    What causes dry skin? A towel.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.

  • Funny, 11 replies for a thread you think shouldn't be here. Glad you're not a mod.

  • That's what I thought.

  • And if you don't like it, just scroll past. Or report it.

  • That wasn't the question though.

  • It isn't a thought-provoking question?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works

    Picnic Lunch

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works

    Pickle Rick In Crossover Hell

  • Why you clock blocking me?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.

  • Nobody is stoping you from posting are they?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    “What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? ‘Supplies!’”

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works

    AI Or Picture?

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works

    I found My Non-Human Friend!

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works

    Looking For A Friend 2

  • Beautiful

  • Siri told me not to call her Shirly, turns out my phone was in airplane mode 😆

  • She belongs to Bastet now...

  • Hoping this arthritis flare-up in my hand goes away soon so I can get some damn sleep.

  • This is just great. Hope You don't mind but I'm ~saving~ stealing it.

  • I'll rip that band aid right off for you bub. There is no god, only Philo...

  • What about in a sandbox?

  • Then my joke is dedicated to your uncle. May he rest in peace.

  • Let me put it this way, those itty bitty deer whistles have about as much of a chance of working as Elon Musk's Hyperloop.