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Admiral Patrick

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I'm surprisingly level-headed for being a walking knot of anxiety.

Ask me anything.

Special skills include: Knowing all the "na na na nah nah nah na" parts of the Three's Company theme.

I also develop Tesseract UI for Lemmy/Sublinks

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  • My solution to this is:

    1. Use a UI or app that badges or otherwise indicates new accounts (or accounts newer than 30 days or so)
    2. Refuse to interact with those accounts in the various "ask" communities. Maybe even throw it a downvote if it seems like it's coming from the same person that keeps doing this.
    3. If no one engages with them, maybe they'll knock this "hit it and quit it" bullshit off.

    Sorry legit new accounts, but it's these selfish assholes that are ruining things for you and everyone else.

  • Dude, it's your platform, Meta.

    I was gonna say...."just stop selling them the ad space". Like, wtf?

  • Nothing, really, though it took a good bit of detox to get to that point. I'm only using a pseudo dumb phone, though (it runs Android 11 in a flip phone form factor).

    Last August, I did a 30 day challenge and used it like a true dumb phone. No email, no chat, just the same things a comparable KaiOS true dumb phone would do. That was...limiting but I quickly got used to it. After that, I decided to un-dumb it a bit and am still daily-driving it almost a year later.

    The only apps it runs now:

    • Thunderbird Mobile for email
    • Aegis for TOTP
    • Bank app (a necessary evil since I bank remotely and nearest branch is 50 miles away)
    • Organic Maps
    • SchildiChat (Matrix group chat)
    • Meshtastic
    • Fennec (though mostly only for looking up business phone numbers/addresses while I'm out)

    So it's not a true dumb phone now, but it's pretty bare bones. I think even true dumb phones have mobile browsers (KaiOS is basically Firefox OS, afterall) as well as some kind of mapping, email, and even TOTP apps. All the rest of the "smart" stuff it does is just annoying enough that I don't spend all day on it, but works well when I need it.

    I don't know if I could go to a Light Phone III since I need my bank app, but something like the Minimal Phone with its eink display and QWERTY keyboard is probably my upgrade path.

  • Beehaw recently updated to 0.19.11, which was the change within the last few weeks. Your account is marked as being a bot, and bots accounts aren't allowed to vote as of sometime between Lemmy 0.19.0 and 0.19.11 (Beehaw upgraded from 0.18.4 to 0.19.11).

    So unless there's a reason your account needs to be marked as a bot account, you should be able to just go into your profile and uncheck that box.

  • I'd have probably thought the same thing except a group of girls played/sang it during the high school talent show, so I already knew it was a real song.

    FWIW, they did a kickass cover of it.

  • Unrelated to the thread, but love your username (took me a minute to get it)

    Also, yeah, love the "good intentions until proven otherwise" attitude. Two years here have nearly beaten that out of me (despite me knowing better).

  • I'm the dev of Tesseract.

    New accounts have badges that show their age if they're between 0 and 30 days old (among other tricks up my sleeve)

  • LOL, please tell me there's a "let's play" of that

  • Gracias!

  • I didn't say I had a problem with any of that. But spinning up a burner, posting, and deleting everything afterward takes other people's conversations with it (and those don't currently come up in search results because the post is deleted). Granted that's a platform limitation, but it is what it is. Posting from various alts but leaving things intact...go for it.

    Imagine being a legit new user and being shunned because your account is not 30 days old.

    That's part of my complaint against the ones doing that "hit it and quit it" bullshit; it makes people wary of interacting with new accounts.

  • Not a shit meme at all ! In fact, I want to convert that to ASCII art and have it as the MOTD when I sudo -i or console in as root.

  • Having had to manually white-balance the cameras in broadcast journalism classes in college, I love this question. Wish I knew the answer, but commenting so I will remember to check back in.

  • Often, they just spin up a disposable account, post, and delete the whole account w/content after they're done. It's annoying AF and incredibly selfish. For a while, it was the same person doing it, though not sure if that's still the case.

    Regardless, those people have ruined things for everyone (especially legit new users) and I will not engage with accounts newer than 30 days. Lemm.ee evacuation notwithstanding, I kinda wish other people took a similar stance and maybe these people will knock that off.

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  • I worked at a Walmart in college, so...yes.

    I guess my favorite one (meaning it was more funny than aggravating) was this lady trying to return a Nintendo Wii. She said it was broken and wanted to exchange it (so far, so good). She said she lost the receipt (later claiming it was a gift), but for an exchange, that's usually not an issue (we record the serial numbers for things like video game consoles, computers, etc and those are tied to the transaction which lets us pull up the sale info).

    So, we scan the serial number, and it's not in our system. This could mean one of two things:

    1. It's stolen
    2. It didn't come from our store

    So, to rule out #1, we sent the serial number to the loss prevention people to see if it was on their report. (It wasn't.)

    But we didn't even have to wait for them to respond because I took a look at the box, and it clearly came from GameStop (had their stickers on the opposite side).

    So I tell her that this console wasn't purchased here, and she needs to take it back to Game Stop for service.

    She did not like that. At all.

    She demanded the manger, who, thankfully, was nearby. Manager took one look at her, got on the radio, and seconds later all three loss-prevention people came out of their little security room and escorted her out (with her yelling obscenities / threatening lawsuits the whole way).

    Apparently she was a frequent-flier who had already been banned from the store (and neighboring stores) for return fraud.

  • For me, if I can reach it, it's "here". If I can't reach it without moving, it's "there".

  • Yeah, that's me failing to update the readme. lol. Good catch.

    The CORS handler / upload proxy was removed completely a good while ago (I think in 1.4.0 when I dropped support for 0.18.x API). I'll make a note to myself to clean up the readme.

  • Depends on your definition of "phone app". I use it on my phone as an installed webapp (Add to home screen on iOS / Install on Android). Look and feel-wise, it's indistinguishable from an "app" app. Only thing it lacks is system notifications (which may or may not be a dealbreaker for some).

    Lemmy World runs an instance of it, but it's locked to .world.

    I run an unlocked hosted instance at https://tesseract.dubvee.org/ which is configured to allow login to any Lemmy server.

    Selfhosting is also an option; I believe it also works fine from localhost (there used to be issues uploading images, but I think that went away as of 0.19.0).

  • Can confirm, but depending on the VPS, your traffic may only be metered in one direction. Mine only meters egress, not ingress, so it's not too bad if I want to use my media server.

  • Music @beehaw.org

    Jimmy Eat World - The Middle

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What are some old-timey names that you think should make a comeback?

  • Moving to piefed.lemmy.fan/c/weird_news - Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm' @real.lemmy.fan

    Man Sues Town for $647 Million Over Trashed Bitcoin Hard Drive

    www.vice.com /en/article/bitcoin-landfill-lawsuit/
  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    I used to think the plot of Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty was absolutely bonkers until the internet became flooded with AI slop

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    "Ghosts are just boneless people"

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Vicki Lawrence is now over 10 years older than the old lady she played back in the 80s

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    The exact opposite of TikTok is reading a book

  • retrocomputing @lemmy.sdf.org

    45 years ago CompuServe connected the world before the World Wide Web

    www.wosu.org /2024-09-24/45-years-ago-compuserve-connected-the-world-before-the-world-wide-web
  • Star Trek Social Club @startrek.website

    TIL Paul Dooley (Enabran Tain from DS9) is From Parkersburg

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Are these type of 3-way USB-C cables safe?

  • Star Trek Social Club @startrek.website

    Colm Meaney Isn't Sure Star Trek Needs an Old Man Miles O'Brien

    gizmodo.com /colm-meaney-star-trek-return-miles-o-brien-ds9-2000486657
  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    All I wanted to do was push my changes and log off...

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Tax Act's Unsubscribe Has Been Broken for Months

  • Star Trek Social Club @startrek.website

    Listen to John De Lancie Geek Out Over These Virtual Star Trek Sets

    gizmodo.com /roddenberry-archive-star-trek-virtual-sets-john-de-lancie-2000481425
  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    The first night in forever it's been cool enough to open the windows, a dead animal stinks up the whole neighborhood (and my house)

  • Coffee @lemmy.world

    Retaining flavor while removing caffeine − a chemist explains the chemistry behind decaf coffee

    theconversation.com /retaining-flavor-while-removing-caffeine-a-chemist-explains-the-chemistry-behind-decaf-coffee-233196
  • Videos @lemmy.world

    Succession but everyone wants some of Logan's M&M's

  • Free and Open Source Software @beehaw.org

    OW2 - The European Union must keep funding free software (open letter)

    www.ow2.org /view/Events/The_European_Union_must_keep_funding_free_software_open_letter
  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    (Major event happens) "I should post immediately without first checking if there are already 30 other posts about this"

  • Entertainment @beehaw.org

    Comic-Con May Leave San Diego Over Hotel Price Gouging, Say Organizers

    www.forbes.com /sites/robsalkowitz/2024/07/10/comic-con-may-leave-san-diego-over-hotel-price-gouging-say-organizers/