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saltnotsugar

@ saltnotsugar @lemm.ee

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  • Burocreacy will be the death of me fr fr

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  • “What if someone tried to like…dress up a burrito!?”

    …this has literally never happened in the history of babies-

    “WE NEED CERTIFICATES.”

  • A brief history of Castro and the CIA

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  • So like, we’ll like, put a bomb in like this shell, and like Fidel will see it and like, dive for it….and explode. -CIA Meeting minutes

  • Growing Up

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  • Do not the French onion soup.

  • Notepad.exe

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  • Here’s the deal Notepad, we can’t trust MS Word to remove all the nonsense.

  • You can call me Chef

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  • I wish they had some kind of iron chef for microwaves.

  • Do only one dish by owning only one dish.

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  • I might become a nudist just to get out of folding the laundry.

  • How screwed are you?

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  • Oh wow! Goth eldar! I’m sure nothing bad will happen.

  • Need a little boost?

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  • If someone wanted to pick me up (romantically or spiritually), a Tesla tank would do quite nicely.

  • NSFW

    One weird trick

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  • The “step” is always super emphasized, likely due to the porn legal team on site staring daggers into the actors.

  • How would the world be different if human lifespans remained the same, but cats lived for a thousand years?

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  • Remember, Mittens used to run the Holy Roman Empire, so a little bow and groveling go a long way…also he puked on the rug.

  • Magical Kingdom Rule

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  • Whatcha doin with that landmine?“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.

  • microrule

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  • “It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”

    He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.

  • silly little rule

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  • Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!

  • If you've waited until the last minute, here's the form....

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  • Dear IRS,

    How are you? I am well. I paid my tax already when I bought gum at the Gas N Go, and it was 78 cents.

    Your pal,saltnotsugar

  • Father Rule

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  • Bless the great smoking trout. Bless the smoke rings from his great maw. Soon we shall join him at the Gas N’ Go in the sky, and take our own ciggies for glory.

  • This official Palworld dating sim is the stuff of nightmares

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  • This information is most welcome.

  • This official Palworld dating sim is the stuff of nightmares

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  • …say sike right now.

  • Easter is upon us

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  • And the people came out of the city of Jerusalem, and beheld a bunny laying eggs of many colors. Many were confused, for the eggs were then hidden, within them, candies from leading brands. Hippitus Hoppitus.

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    Tunes rule

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  • I once opened for the Melvins and had a killer fire extinguisher solo. I was warned not to return.