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  • Give yourself to science instead. Surely there are some companies hoping to try new products or experiments on live specimens.

    Maybe some trippy new drug. Maybe hot dogs for fingers. Not sure how that all works.

  • Final Fantasy VII battle theme for all calls received through my work-profile.

  • Elden Ring. Waiting for a game + DLC bundle because I refuse to buy DLCs on their own.

  • That's it? You just need to say "you know this actor character we call Tom Cruise in our show, and does the same stuff as the real actor Tom cruise in real life, it's actually a fictional character unrelated to the real Tom Cruise in real life" and you Gucci?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How does South Park get away with trashing identifiable people? Are they sued often?

  • Our CEO came to visit us. It was fun. Some people couldn't make it because they were out on vacation.

    Our department manager announced with less than a week's notice that he'll visit us after our CEO, for no specific reason, the weeks around the Easter weekend (Friday and Monday are public holidays so 4 days weekend). For the occasion he asked everyone in the team to cancel vacations approved months ago.

    All department employees individually politely declined to cancel their personal plans or approved vacations and involved HR. HR wasn't aware of the manager's decision.

    He'll be alone at the office for 2/9 visit days 😂

  • Look into breakdancing lessons

  • We make grossly exaggerated corny sex jokes when we're horny and want to get down to it.

    • wife is preparing hard boil eggs
    • Well... talking about hard balls...

    And then one thing leads to the other 👍

  • YouTube has taught me that weapons are only used against menacing watermelons and disturbed canisters, in your backyard.

    /s

  • Most European countries I've visited have at least 3 bins/bags : paper, plastic, everything else. Most cities also separate glass and aluminium. Some townhalls offer bags/containers for bio trash, that's turned into compost.

  • My gaming time has drastically reduced since our first kid was born. I still manage to get an hour or two in the evening (if we don't watch a movie/series or don't have plans). On the other hand, I noticed I started getting bored of lengthy games and wanted to switch to something else around the 20 hours mark.

    What helped me, is finding and playing well-rated singleplayer games that can be completed in only a few seatings, typically <10 hours. I use https://howlongtobeat.com.

    But I also come back to endless games (Escape From Tarkov or League Of Legends) when I have friends to play with. You gotta find the balance that fits your schedule and tastes, without turning gaming into a chore.

  • Follow-up question for Americans : what happens if you pay for, say 50$ and end up only filling up 40$? Can you go back to the cashdesk and ask for a refund on the difference?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How can you drive off a gas station with the hose still connected?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    What's the best way to read a book in a dark room?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What common grocery item(s) is it absolutely fine to buy the cheap/unbranded version of?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Why is Steam (Windows PC version) the only program (to my knowledge) that natively snaps to windows displays?

  • Headphones @lemmy.film

    HyperX Cloud II - terrible USB driver

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Is it recommended to wear a face mask when riding bicycle around cars?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    My entire Lemmy feed is 1 single user (bot?) reposting the same link across communities

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Window washers of Lemmy, what did you see that you were not supposed to see?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Twitch no longer supports Firefox ???