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@ spicytuna62 @lemmy.world

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I use Debian btw

  • Coming up with desserts that can be described as "colossal" is a proud American tradition.

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  • At what point is a van so big that it's a bus?

  • Well actually...

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  • Wait until you try bacon grease. Y'all are in for a real treat.

  • Applies to Toronto as well

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  • Public transit really brings together all kinds of people. It breaks down barriers and allows people from a variety of backgrounds to mingle.

    This is the kind of community unity every place needs. ♥️

  • Wicked, bad, naughty evil math rule

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  • But if there's lots of DnD in Hell, sign me the fuck up.

  • Every god damn time

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  • Watch out. That's how you create a Slackware user.

  • Life at 40

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  • It's not until you hit 40 that all of this kicks in. You go to bed young and spry the night before your 40th and wake up (for all practical purposes) dead.

  • It's imperative the cylinder remains unharmed

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  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    They were in the eggs

  • Avocado toast rule

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  • Imagine the government actually doing something that appeals to millennials.

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    "You only attack liberals, what about the other side?!?!"

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  • "It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

  • You may never see the soda fountain the same again

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    • The first rule of Water Club is that you always talk about Water Club.
    • The second rule of Water Club is that you always talk about Water Club.
    • If someone is sweaty or peeing yellow, the fight against their thirst is on.
    • Only two cups of water (is not nearly enough)
    • One cup of water at a time is plenty, but you should drink more
    • No shirt, no shoes. Don't want to get those wet.
    • Drinking will continue for as long as the subject is not properly hydrated.
    • If this is your first glass of water today, you have to drink it.

  • You may never see the soda fountain the same again

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  • Water fucking rules, man.

  • rule

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  • Doggy doggy WHAT now?

  • ...and then I just buy another drive!

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  • My wife got me 8 TB about 3 or 4 years ago. It's awesome. My Blu Ray library is on it and I still have 5 TB free

  • Voyager's got the right idea

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  • Nope. You're off by a power of 10 because 30 meters is 0.03 km.

    So it's 2,040,000 blue whales per hour. ;)

    But in terms of miles an hour? About 38,000. Or, as the crow flies, LA to New York in 3 minutes and 51 seconds. That's less time than it takes to listen to the hit Madonna song "4 Minutes."

  • Coffee shop bathroom sticker rule

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  • This is totally the kind of shit my wife would have on her car or her macbook. I'd love to give her one of these lol

  • shit...

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  • Not to mention how plastic recycling isn't exactly easy anyway. Not all jurisdictions take all kinds of plastic. So you have to know what your recycling center can handle and what you're tossing in or risk contamination.

    I go out of my way to buy things shipped in paper, glass, or metal containers. Even though steel and aluminum cans do have a little plastic in them, it's far less plastic than containers made entirely of it.

    It would be nice if we could have more things sold in the bulk section so you can bring your own container. Like, if I could buy laundry detergent or shampoo using my own containers, that'd be sick.

  • Removed

    #Memes @lemmy.ml

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  • My cats are on automatic feeders. So when the time change happened in fall, I didn't adjust those clocks. As far as they were concerned, they got fed on time.

    Now that the time changed back, those clocks are right again lol

  • Removed

    #Memes @lemmy.ml

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  • Good drivers miss their exit sometimes. Bad drivers never miss their exit. Pat yourself on the back knowing you're on of the good ones.

    I once missed my exit in the middle of nowhere and had to drive an extra 20 miles until I reached the next exit so I could turn around, go back those 20 miles, and take the right exit lol

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  • Blue has always been a favorite of mine, but purple has really grown on me lately. Naturally, I love bluish purples.

    Once you figure out that purple doesn't actually exist it's even neater. Purple and magenta are colors your brain makes up when it sees red and blue light at the same time.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Come on, come on, come on, come on, now stop me, babe.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    After many hours of failed attempts, I finally drove a spike through my window.

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Ain't no way in hell...

  • Linux @lemmy.ml
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    After many years on GNOME, I finally switched to Plasma.

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Git a rule

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Stick 'em up, Mark.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    TGIF

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    I don't understand people who work in silence.

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    What game, book, TV show, and/or movie do you wish you could experience for the first time again?

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Common ground

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Stay alert.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    What do you call a mean Canadian?

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    I spent fourteen minutes doing the thing I needed to do. Time for a two hour siesta.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Nuclear isn't perfect, but it is the best we have right now.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Napoleon Dynamite is 20 years old now.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Watch out, guns. You're next.

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Screw you guys. I cast what I want.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    I go out of my way to not crap at work.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Some cool info about Vegas catholics